⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠

⠀ ⠀ / 😐 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ good morning. i promise to be somewhat nice today, you’re welcome. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ yeah, yeah. i’m sure, octavius. it’s not my fault the arms like me now! ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ that’s ( our ) secret. i’m sure you guys have plenty of secrets about me! you’re not getting us to spill. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ we talk about you behind your back, dear. we’re friends! ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ maybe i can talk to the arms and whenever they feel like you’re about to commit an atrocity to comedy, they’ll warn me. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ( ugh, god. ) what if you just . . . warn me when one’s coming, huh? or cover my ears? ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ you’re not a father. plus, the jokes, and i dreadfully hate to say this and see the bullshit it’ll stir, aren’t funny. i’m glad you and maybe peter think they are, but they aren’t. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ back then, i could give you benefit of the doubt— say it was funny, move on. you were young. now. . . now it’s worse. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ every time otto makes a dad joke, i regret meeting him a little bit more. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ . . . yeah—? we still pretending to be friends? ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ what is this. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ you’re so right. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ / i should redo my pinned but it feels too iconic to change it’s my first one to ever get to 100 plus i don’t wanna change my pfp either :3 it just feels… idk like My Norman yk?? but maybe I’ll do some stuff to my threads soon!! ⠀ ⠀