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Free play sports legend @NewRetro contributor Baltimore Ravens, UMD Terps, & Baltimore Orioles fan

Maryland, USA
Joined March 2009
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Martin Short as Larry David is catnip for me
Martin Short's performance as Larry David is hands down the best acting I've seen in my entire life. For a long while I thought it actually was Larry David.
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Jerry Stackhouse used to sing the national anthem before NBA games. As fans put it on the web, “I had no idea Stackhouse had pipes like that.” or “My boy sang in church” Stack turns 52 today. From Kinston and UNC to the No. 3 pick in 1995, he became a two-time NBA All-Star.
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The hard truth is this isn’t a very good Ravens team. And it’s not just because Lamar Jackson is missing. The defense isn’t good. It surrenders big plays each week, and can’t hold leads. Not enough pressure, and the coverage is scary. The offense commits too many self-inflicted wounds and the offensive line is porous. Neither side is disciplined. There are too many bloated contracts for vets that aren’t performing. Many players haven’t shaken mental scars from years past. Lamar covered up a lot of roster warts, and without him, they are being exposed.
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The Ravens are willing to make Lamar Jackson the highest-paid player in NFL history, per @JamesPalmerTV.
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Same brotha… Same.
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The only QBs responsible for the majority of their own sacks? Won the last two Super Bowls.
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In other words the Mississippi Secretary of State purging 130,000+ people from voter rolls AND Ty Pinkins was supposed to be enough to STEAL the election and they still lost. They do not understand how Colom still was able to win and by thousands of votes.
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Jon Stewart on Chuck Schumer: “Someone has to meet this moment. You have an opportunity to actually govern. One of the first things you need to do is remove that system of seniority from Democratic politics. It’s a bullshit system and it needs to go. Chuck Schumer fought tooth and nail against half of these fucking people. He does not understand the urgency of the moment and what the future demands”
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Enoch retweeted
I don’t think ppl really get how insane this is. A team’s GM put together an o-line so bad that all QBs on the roster got injured in the same game and two of them suffered season-ending injuries. That’s unheard of. That’s so bad, it’s not even Jets-level incompetence. It’s worse.
Sources: tests revealed that Ravens’ QB Tyler “Snoop” Huntley suffered a season-ending turf toe injury. Ravens QB Lamar Jackson is out indefinitely with a thumb injury, Huntley’s season is over due to turf toe, and QB Joe Fagnano will start Thursday night vs. Jacksonville.
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The problem with refusing to be honest with your audience (and potentially yourself!) about your politics while creating political content is you end up creating political content that appeals to... absolutely no one.
Winning back the House could be the very thing that COSTS you the White House in 2028! And TRUST ME, there's a reason I'm saying that! I've got a message for BOTH parties, and some folks aren't going to like it! Watch my full episode on YouTube about the 2026 Midterm Elections. bit.ly/4eIKjte
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GOOD MORNING WIZARDS FANS THE WIZARDS ARE 4-3 AND 4TH IN THE EAST AJ DYBANTSA IS A SUPERSTAR AD AND TRAE ARE TAKING US TO THE PLAYOFFS WE GETTING A REBRAND SOON KYSHAWN GEORGE EXISTS WHO GOT IT BETTER THAN US
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AJ DYBANTSA x TRAE YOUNG CONNECTION. 🔥 xitter.cf/NBAPerformances/status…
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THE WASHINGTON MFING WIZARDS
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There’s been so much of a disservice to Lamar over the course of his career. Lack of getting quality pass catchers early on, under his rookie deal Not prioritizing protecting him the way the front office should have. Even the first call of the game yesterday. Why? Who cares if Buffalo knew you were going to run, Doyle. Just run it! He’s been out for a month. All of it is just unfortunate. I hope he doesn’t leave because i told yall, *I* absolutely deserve a Lamar Jackson. But also, a lot of hard conversations are going to happen this offseason.
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$50 million buyout is why I don’t care how much the kids get paid regardless of performance
🚨BREAKING: Florida State has fired head coach Mike Norvell after seven seasons, the school announced. Norvell finishes 41-39 overall with the Seminoles and went 10-22 following the program's 13-1 season in 2023. He is owed more than $50 million in buyout money.
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US states whose official sport is jousting
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