With all the worlds worries at The moment at least we can feel reassured in the safe hands of @wesstreeting
He fucked up the NHS so they, @andyburnham gave him the military to fuck around with. Thankfully all the other ministers are experienced in their departments. Oh wait….
There are currently:
11 million slaves in India
2.5 mil in Pakistan
5.7 mill in China
2.7 mill in North Korea
1.9 mill in Russia
1.8 mill in Indonesia
Any thoughts on this @narindertweets or are you just worried about the ones kept by white people centuries ago?
I’ll wait…..
“Put on a tin hat and effect a hostile attitude”
#BlackDoves season 2. Absolutely perfect binge watching material.
And @keiracknightley is a proper sort too.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *deep breath* ha ha h ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Absolutely brilliant!!! Milliwatt is a walking meme. An absolute joke of a man
I wonder what @Ed_Miliband snacked on after his snorkel trip in the Caribbean 🤷🏻♀️
Obviously this doesn’t apply to @UKLabour
Whichever party gets in next must:
Leave ECHR, the 1951 refugee convention and Blair’s Human rights act
Deport all foreign criminals, illegal immigrants and channel crossers
Take back border control
Eradicate political influence in
our judicial system, the Home Office, our police force & NHS
Stop foreign aid payments
The primary responsibility of any Gov is to the safety and welfare of its own people
Until we have a Gov prepared to do their job we will descend
@reformparty_uk @RestoreBritain @Conservatives
Someone is going to have to explain to me how it can possibly be democratic or even legal for #BUSWANKER @andyburnham to wing his way into no10 by a most dubious route and then try to tear up the Brexit result and force the majority back into the @EUCouncil against our will??!!
Oh look. @owenjonesjourno with one of his besties. I’m pretty sure I’m still blocked by the bullshitting left wing arse part of a shit weasel but if not……. Hi Owen 👋👋
This is a bit awkward eh??!!
Hold on to yer hat because this may well flatten you!! @reformparty_uk have just introduced their Minister for Defence. He hasn’t been to Uni or worked for his mother’s charity. He has retired from the Royal Air Force having given 40yrs of his life to armed service. I know! WTAF
Dear @andyburnham & @Ed_Miliband
Dear god above!!!! How much more of a laughing stock could you even try to become.
If they combined you 2 they’d still struggle to make an idiot.
You are an embarrassment to our nation. Resign
RESIGN
#LouiseHaigh doesn’t have an X account. I can’t say I blame her. Updating all those new phones that “pass through her hands” would be a time consuming inconvenience.
“What do you mean, there’s no reason to ban first cousin marriage”.
Things like this are spat out on almost a daily basis.
Well that’s probably it for London now. The little Asian sex enthusiast that believes he has something to do with running people’s lives will simply ban the haram alcohol in case it offends someone
The soundtrack to London's nightlife just got a little louder.
New powers from the government mean City Hall can now step in on important licensing applications for large venues, live music, opening hours and festivals across London.
I was pleased to mark this new era for our city's nightlife with the Secretary of State for @MHCLG, @AngelaRayner, at Blue Note London.

ALT Interior seating area at Blue Note London featuring dark blue panelled walls, framed black-and-white portraits of jazz musicians, brass wall lights and blue upholstered banquette seating. Small round tables are positioned along the lounge area.

ALT Mayor of London, Angela Rayner MP sat among group seated at tables inside Blue Note London in front of the venue’s stage. The stage is lit in blue and set with a drum kit, keyboards, microphones and speakers beneath a sign reading “Blue Note London”. Candlelit tables are arranged throughout the performance space.
lol. @EmmaforWycombe is fast becoming the latest laughing stock/joke of @UKLabour
I’m sure that a village somewhere is building an idiot. Maybe she could make use of her gifted position to get directions to it.
#thickasmince #taxtaxtax
#inalabourway
RETARD
The government’s proposed changes to Indefinite Leave to Remain could make some refugees wait up to 30 years before they can apply for settlement.
That means people who have fled war and persecution would have their status reviewed every 2.5 years for decades, living in constant precarity when they should be settling into their new home.
They would be vulnerable to any future government that deems their country “safe”, even if it isn’t, and sends them back.
These performatively cruel policies go against everything the Labour Party is meant to stand for. I urge the government to drop them.
Car crash interview of the day:
Labour minister Anna Turley on LBC, asked where Labour's removals actually go.
Turley: "Albania, countries of origin."
Ferrari: "80,000 people have all gone back to Albania?"
Turley: "No, no."
Ferrari: "But what are those countries?"
Turley: "Countries in Africa, countries around the world that we make agreements with."
Three goes. One country named.
813,000 people still moved here last year. Ferrari asked how schools, housing and the NHS cope. She couldn't name the countries we deport to.
Respectfully, minister: no.
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'She's one of the toughest people I've ever met in my life!'
'Respectully, minister, please...'
When it comes to securing our borders, has Shabana Mahmood proved her credentials? @NickFerrariLBC and Labour's Anna Turley can't come to an agreement.

























