𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄 '𝐄𝐌 .

⠀ ⠀ he's going to troll the doctor . as the kids say , anyway . ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ bonking the reader's head with an inflatable bat . ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ' ' BWONK - !! ' ' ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ GUESS WHO'S BACK . ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ my friend . he says " AR AR AR AR . " ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ DAMN DANIEL . ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ' ' fine , fine - you buzzkill . ' ' spinning the bat in his right hand , he leaves . ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ' ' yer' in my way - ! no better place to practice your swings than in a place with valuables - ! ' ' ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ practicing his swings . almost hitting the reader in the head . ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ he bears it , gripping the sides of his chair as his wound is essentially picked at to get it closed . he's used to bad pain but - this is beyond that . she's covered in his blood , no less . he bites down now , complaints muffled . ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ' ' WAKE THE FUCK UP KNUCKLEHEADS . ain't no day like a productive one - ! ' ' ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ' ' man - not when you're bein' so fuckin' heavy-handed - it fuckin' hurts like a bitch - ! ' ' He's not used to this large a pain in so little time but - he can manage . just barely , but still . ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ' ' i oughta teach you my taunts sometime . ' ' ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ' ' i have no fuckin' clue what any a' those memes are . ' ' ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ dudoof - oh shit , he fell - ' ' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - ' ' ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ we try quiet time . [ he flips out his phone from his pocket , plugging in the cheap earphones into his ears and flicking open his music playlists . ] alright . i'll let ye' be . ⠀ ⠀