Hiii @jackblack - you're still coming right? I threw you a party (....surprise!) – you can have pizza and mingle... with... pretty much just me! Who needs anyone else? Anyway please respond. 🥳 – Claptrap

testing. 1. 2. ummm.... is this thing on?

Come on by, minion. It's time to start this party! #ItsMyPartyDay

What's an Amiibo? Am I an Amiibo? Is there a place people can vote and make me an Amiibo?

I literally can't get this song out of my head! youtube.com/watch?v=QHnJ9NmK…

Maybe not.

I guess I was wrong – maybe I DO have friends!

Aww, someone tweeted me a very sweet thing: “Claptrap, stop talking. You’re not the worst thing in the world.” Thanks!

I can do helpful things, you know! I can open doors, …I’m sure there are other things.

I just…I went a little crazy there. I’m sorry. It’s just hard, being made fun of all the time. Being ignored. Taken for granted.

Handsome Jack is Reginald Veljohnson in this metaphoWHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT

“Did I do that?” Classic! CLASS! IC! NOBODY understood Urkel! He was the Claptrap of the Winslow household!

I AM GOING TO TWEET URKEL VIDEOS UNTIL I LOSE EVERY LAST FOLLOWER I HAVE!

SELFIE WAS REALLY GOOD AND I AM UPSET THEY CANCELED IT!

THE PREQUEL TRILOGY WAS BETTER!

TAYLOR SWIFT IS OVERR--no, never mind, I can’t even bring myself to finish that statement. I can’t lie like that.