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" I don't remember dying recently - but then again, god i wish i would be in a permanent state of utter nothingness. "

" Uh? Sorry- i didn't hear anything. " In a split second he went back home, changed and even grabbed a snack. " What. "

" The correct term is ' twink '. No need to apologize for your ignorance, i know you deeply are ashamed of your general stupidity. As for my mouth, it runs faster than i could when you are around. If i was you i'd watch my back. "

" Around 0.0000002seconds after i came to life. "

dearest sibling.

pietro django ' i have no self-esteem but i still act like a god to be worshipped 24/7 ' maximoff

" Do i look like the kind of person to seek relaxation and whatever self-respect and love might mean? you are HYSTERICAL. '

" Both. " at least he could be genuine when asked the exact question his mind had been waiting for. So good point for Namor, good job. " Cease acting so bothered. "

what the fuck is even yoga.

NO SHE DOES NOT?! SHE WALKS TO THE NEAREST BAKERY AND ORDERS BREAD ONLY TO COME BACK HOME AND DO ' YOGA '

No sign of anger? Very well, he shall come and and offer an insolent smile along with a wave. Ah, Pietro knows just how privileged he is.

Excuse him while he... slaps the back of @WarOnTheWaves's head before running away!

WHAT?! OH PLEASE, HE TOO CAN DO CARD TRICKS.

BECAUSE HE NEEDS MORE NUTRIENTS THAN HER, HE RUNS 24/7 WHILE SHE WAVES HER HANDS AROUND.

At this point he hasn't got a clue if Magneto truly is his father, if Wanda truly is his twin, if Lorna even is related to him -- all he known is that 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍 𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃.

She can go to hell, too. NOTHING STOPS PIETRO DJANGO MAXIMOFF FROM CONSUMMING SUGAR.

He has eaten all of the candies. Fuck them kids.

I CAN HANDLE A MACHINE THAT HASN'T BEEN UPDATED SINCE THE DEATH OF STEVE JOBS.

|| . . . oh no i think i gave pietro homophobic homosexual vibes :(

DON'T YOU DARE-