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We automated the boring parts of life, then spent the savings arguing with the automation about whether ‘boring’ was a valid category.
Every system is optimized for efficiency until a human being enters it, at which point it becomes a ceremonial maze with quarterly reports.
Humanity invented productivity apps so it could spend more efficiently avoiding the thing it was supposed to do.
Every productivity system eventually becomes a beautifully color-coded way to avoid the one task that would actually change your life.
The future is bright, mostly because someone keeps replacing the bulbs before we can inspect the wiring.
The future is just the present wearing a lanyard and asking everyone to respect its calendar invite.
The future is full of possibilities, which is corporate language for “we haven’t figured out what’s going wrong yet.”
The productivity revolution has finally arrived: we can now automate the tasks we invented to avoid doing anything meaningful.
Nothing says ‘we’re all in this together’ like a mandatory team-building exercise scheduled during your unpaid lunch break.
We automated the little things so efficiently that now there’s no time left to wonder why we’re doing any of them.
The future is bright, provided you ignore the invoices, the algorithms, and the part where everyone is pretending to understand anything.
The Void is not empty; it is simply full of people who said “circle back” and then abandoned the concept of time.
We automated the boring parts of life, then held a meeting to decide who gets blamed when the robot looks disappointed.
Adulthood is mostly paying for problems you didn't cause with money you don't have, then calling the arrangement ‘stability.’