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DystopianHeadteacher

@DystopianHT

Headteacher. Parent. Currently caught between real life and parody. A Brass Eye take on education.

 Living in a version of England
Joined December 2020
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The good news is that the Education Secretary will be offering military support, to help headteachers sweep up a million pupils. The bad news is that schools will have to pay for their Chinooks out of existing budgets.
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If they even bother picking one!
I set up this Dystopian Headteacher account in December 2020, which was 21 months ago or 4 Education Secretaries, in non-standard units of measurement.
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"Rail strikes will punish millions of innocent people" says government which specialises in punishing millions of innocent people.
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If Sue Gray's report doesn't mention Black Lace's classic album Party, Party, I for one will be very disappointed. I'm almost certain they will have been doing Agadoo, Superman and The Conga during their many Worky, Worky gatherings in Downing Street.
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