Casually playing(and watching) competitive Pokémon. User of Swords Dance Ledian. Purveyor of jokes both good and bad. I play VGC now I guess

Joined May 2014
Replying to @DynamoTwentyTwo
Presenting my all time greatest hall of fame entry: 6 full odds shinies at 169:41 of game time. Pretty good considering it’s not like I started the file with that goal in mind. In fact I was in the middle of making my way through Kanto when I first happened upon a shiny.
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One of the best feelings in VGC is when you bring a Forbidden Combo™️ of 4 Pokemon and it works
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Lost my Battle Tower run on battle 40 to a Flygon crit Draco Meteor into my +1 special defense Suicune 😭😭
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Dynamo22 retweeted
seeing meta discourse for a game you don’t play is always going to be funny as shit like yeah man VeggieTales Fighterz would have the perfect roster if it weren’t for junior asparagus
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Thank goodness for Pressure because I tried setting up my Suicune in front of 2 HP Frosslass in the Battle Tower and they got Ominous Wind Omni-boost->hurt myself in confusion->Omni boost->hurt myself->out of PP so Ice Beam->Freeze but they ran out of Ice Beams vs Leftovers
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I can't take Pokemon twitter seriously when they talk about Gens 1-4 because it's just grown adults complaining about game design I handled easily at age 7
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In ancient Duel Links times I was so blown away with how bad this card is that I became obsessed with trying to use it. This is what I came up with and yes I did bring it to PvP and yes I got a massive dopamine hit anytime it worked
konami did not cook at all when they released this 26 years ago at all because holy shit
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Almost lost to Kanto Ninetails on the ladder because they were packing energy ball and got a surprise kill on my Politoed but we clutched it out in the end
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Competitive Pokémon fans are actually just as unfunny as the casual ones. But there's like 6 really funny ones out there and everyone else is like "Were ALL so funny"
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I’m past arguing with kids who grew up with EXP ALL and 10x speed up randomizers over the merits of Johto. My take is I had so much fun I maxed out the timer in HGSS without any shiny hunting and so if you don’t enjoy it, skill issue. That’s not my problem.
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One good thing to do when you find yourself throwing because you’re so tired you misread what was on the screen is to queue again
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Daily battle complete
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Enjoying the Puebla stream but you can tell it’s their first broadcast with some of these production issues 😭
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1000 VP unlocked
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It brings me joy how well Politoed holds up as both the OG non-Uber drizzle setter and one of the OG Perish Song disciples
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Screwed up the end game but it doesn’t matter when you’re pure of heart and can sit 3 turns in front of +1 Staraptor without taking a single close combat
I’ve been focused on shiny hunting all month so I haven’t really committed any time to Champions but I still log in and do 1 or 2 battles for the dailies and that’s been going surprisingly well
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I’ve been focused on shiny hunting all month so I haven’t really committed any time to Champions but I still log in and do 1 or 2 battles for the dailies and that’s been going surprisingly well
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It amazes me this far into the game’s life cycle how many Master Ball 2 level players will see solo Mega Gengar and still lead something that has no answer for Fake Out+Perish
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When you try to hatch 1(one) female starter:
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Archaludon may be evil but you can’t tell me it’s not fun to use. Half your team can be silly guys who get sacked and do nothing and as long as you got Arch in the rain it’s cool you can still 1v3
Mon for psychopaths, no way anyone real comes home from work or school and goes “I feel like loading up Archaludon on the ladder today!!!”
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