Live Fast, Pet Dogs #UTAustin
Denver, CO
Joined September 2010
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I think Texas is the only state where it's naturally acceptable to eat chips and salsa at 9:30 in the morning
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sometimes i worry that i only drink mexican beers to impress mexicans. then i take a sip of mexican beer and realize that the only mexican im trying to impress is the mexican deep inside myself. the inner mexican that all white boys have. gracias for reading
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BREAKING: The famous Chick-fil-A cows have staged a walk-out in solidarity with Bevo after he was denied access to the Peach Bowl.
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Home Plate Holiday Giveaway!
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#Bestoutsideofomaha
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The @dallasnews nominated me for Texan of the Year. I’m surprised and incredibly flattered.
I was interviewed but they told me it was just for a year end positive story round up. This is quite the honor.
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My favorite thing about The University of Texas is how much of a focus the State of Texas is.
Not only us.
All of Texas. The traditions and songs of the state. The flag.
Texas.
We are The University of Texas for a reason.
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“And we shall name them the Dallas Cowboys and they will be America’s Team.”
“So they will play in Dallas then sir?”
“No, they’ll play in Arlington, but have offices in Frisco.”
“But America will love them?”
“If only it was that simple.”
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“Uhhh they’re throwing beer what do we do”
“Did you really see a penalty?”
“I don’t know…maybe?”
“Just change it I don’t wanna die”
“Okay”
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.@WFAA: “With Texas' biggest game of the season thus far on deck against No. 5 ranked Georgia, one UT fan went so far as to create a change .org petition to keep Cruz away from the game.” #CruzCurse
wfaa.com/article/sports/ncaa…
