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The Rise & Fall of a Northern Boi ✩ (he/him)

Manchester, England
Joined August 2012
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kids ringing my door at 3pm for candy…..fat
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gay guys be stripping on twitter then get anxiety writing an email
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Ex oomf blocked me because I discovered every pic they post of themselves is AI…
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And they’re still posting
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This is actually scary tbh…
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love catching my reflection in my underwear and just being like, yup, ass still phat
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Jesus’ “Bible” ft. God is rumoured to drop Friday, October 16
🚨 Olivia Rodrigo’s “expectations” ft. Chappell Roan is rumored to drop Friday, October 16.
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The sole reason humanity made it past 2020, mind you
one of the best VMA performances ever if you ask me idc
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Woke up so incredibly h word and can’t even post on Instagram CF anymore
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Nothing hits quite like the person you posted it for actually liking it
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Men be slightly above average and brag about being hung smh
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We’re in a national epidemic of bad kissers & I’m coming to the rescue
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Finally the weekend
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Pulled my charger from my bag on a packed train and my thong flew out
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Manchester pride is right around the corner
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omg her last good deed is taking another record from Nicki Magaj, truly the kindest person ever❤️
Dolly Parton breaks the record for most simultaneous tracks in the top 30 on US iTunes (26). The record was previously held by Nicki Minaj.
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Good morning 👋🏻
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I know when I find myself crying at a dog video on TikTok I need to get my a** to bed
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Ariana Grande has heard more for her album and her physique, than Chris Brown for being an abuser, Nicki Minaj for being openly a maga, D4vd for being a murderer and Kanye West for being a n*zi
Ariana Grande has dropped out of ‘Sunday in the Park with George.’ (via PEOPLE) They also report that Grande plans to “take a step back from public visibility” after the end of her tour following “intensified public scrutiny.” (people.com/ariana-grande-tak…)
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