Spent a while working on a movie idea with @richiegrimes123 and eventually decided to turn it into a book. That book is available now here! a.co/d/acVbxyb Check it out if you’re looking for a dark fantasy thriller kind of thing for the Halloween season

I can’t wait for Trump to appoint Dr. Phil to a cabinet position and then be disappointed and confused when Adam Ray doesn’t show up.

In Gladiator 2, we hear characters speaking and reading English but see them singing in Latin. Since we assume they’re actually speaking Latin, what language do the characters think they’re singing???

In Gladiator, we hear characters speaking English but see them reading Latin. Since we assume they’re actually speaking Latin, what language do the characters think they’re reading???

I’ll vote for whichever presidential candidate finds or recreates the Interstellar 70mm IMAX prints

Alannister Morrisette. Is this a thing?

Always thought this was a fun series - haven’t played a physical deck builder before, but excited to back this one. Property seems perfect for this sort of game. zoop.gg/c/hackslashgame #hackslashgame @wearezoop

Still not sure if there’s ever been a better album title than “dear diary, my teen angst has a body count” Your move @WWWYFest

Celery tastes like loud water

After only watching the finale of vanderpump rules, I think everyone is terrible and I need Tom Tom merch

Pitch: (another) reboot of 10 Things I Hate About You but with Colin Hanks as the Bianca character and Chet as Kat

I’m say-“ouch”-when-I-bump-into-anything-before-I-know-if-it-hurts-or-not years old.

Wake up and follow the money! Movies set during COVID are funded by big ADR!

This @BritishBakeOff Mexican episode is a hate crime. (slamming 12 @JackBox tacos)

Why isn’t the FBI investigating who kidnapped Brendon Urie and released a bunch of demos as an actual Panic at the Disco album?

Can’t wait for the Clockwork Orange droogs and nuns from The Devils to get added to @multiversus

If I text you “🐍✈️" it means ladies & gentlemen these snakes is slitherin w/ $ in their eyes w/ tongues so reptilian this industry's venomous with cold-blooded sentiments no need for nervousness it's just a little turbulence so kiss me goodbye honey I'm gonna make it out alive

I’ll vote for whatever presidential candidate brings back the potato wedges at KFC

5 movie recommendations 5 tags. No rules. 1. Dear Zachary 2. Click 3. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World 4. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl 5. Raise Your Voice @KeenanReedArts @chrislabadie @jordanjamesmith @richiegrimes123 @laurendrive

Web 2.0: NFTs are silly trash. @SUPERRARETRASH: say less. solsea.io/collection/618837a…