I'm seeing a lot of Miep Gies content in my Insta feed, as if the algorithm knows me too well and is like, "Well, we know what this guy would do." Miep Gies was a badass and a hero, and I would absolutely do what she did. I don't want it to come to that, but I will if I have to.

Everyone online trying to protect TikTok

When you spent $900 on room service but all your bought the homeless lady was a shitty Christmas ornament

I bet millennials could pull off killing Thanksgiving if we really wanted to

If you’re in the U.S., I hope nobody is expecting anything of you this week. They can circle back in January.

Some of you never had an obnoxious animated paperclip give you terrible feedback on your writing and it shows

While I'm breaking my Twitter hiatus, I also want to remind everyone that being the world's richest man when people are dying in poverty is an act of violence.

I'm breaking my Twitter hiatus to remind everyone that the world's richest man is threatening to fund primary challenges against any politicians who want to ensure checks and balances on presidential power. That's not normal. That's not okay. Have a great weekend.

Dude, same 👇🏼

Hey @Kohls if your Christmas website copy says "Falalala," please know that all my fatass is seeing is "falafel"

Ugh why is everything in the news so bad?

Normalize telling people, “You’re kinda giving Moo Deng right now” and refusing to elaborate

Lulu Garcia-Navarro really said, “Little boy, don’t you pull that bullshit with me.”

Imagine thinking Facebook is a right but health care isn’t

In a world full of Donalds and Ronalds, be a Jimmy

Nelly Dean just waiting to spill all the tea the moment Lockwood is like, “What’s up with that Wuthering Heights place?”

As much as I’m down for a new movie adaptation of Wuthering Heights (it’s one of my favorite books and I’ll take as many adaptations as we can get), don’t try to do it without a Romani actor as Heathcliff. Casting a white actor might have flow in the past, but it's 2024.