Proud dad to a wild toddler & devoted hubby | UAW 803 factory grinder | Chi sports die-hard (Cubs/Bulls/Bears/Blackhawks) | Comedy/podcast junkie |
Poplar Grove, IL
Joined December 2012
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Dylan Callahan retweeted
*Caleb wakes up in a hospital bed after surgery*
Caleb: “That bad huh”
Dr: “Quite the contrary, someone was willing to donate you their hamstring.”
Caleb: “But who would do such a thing?”
Caleb scans the room and sees Justin Fields in the corner with crutches
RT if you cried
Dylan Callahan retweeted
"People are freaking out: "He cried, he screamed" When you're as generationally gifted as Caleb - you're not carrying a team, you're carrying a league. Emote!"
@colincowherd on the criticism of Caleb Williams getting emotional after his injury
Dylan Callahan retweeted
Tesla has added passkey support to its mobile app in version 4.61.0, enabling secure, biometric logins via Face ID and Touch ID without passwords. notateslaapp.com/news/4707/t…
Dylan Callahan retweeted
We were in a training session at work for this new program they’re implementing and I blurted out “this some bullshit”. I hate when I accidentally say what I’m thinking loud af 🤦🏾♂️
Dylan Callahan retweeted
Hey American diesel truck drivers, have you considered buying less avocado toast?
Dylan Callahan retweeted
Not one mention in the elephant graveyard doc 😒. I don’t even think my name was on the bucket.
Dylan Callahan retweeted
This mufucka removed subsidies for electric vehicles, removed funding for alternative energy, then created a gas & energy crisis 😂😂
