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@Dxno4

• Occasionally funny • தமிழ் •

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Joined August 2013
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Girls shoot their shot by including you in their fake scenarios in their head before bed
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Haaland really humbled Gabriel on the international stage 😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Jokes UK 🔞@jokesukMay 10
Imagine going for a pint then going viral 😂
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I keep forgetting I have twitter
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DM 🌹@Dxno423 Sep 2016
Asian parent's logic to health problems: "I got a stomach ache" "it's because you're always on your phone"
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DM 🌹@Dxno418 May 2019
When I’m a parent I’m gonna make my kids stand in the queue in @Tesco , hide behind an aisle and watch them panic once they get close to the front
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DM 🌹@Dxno418 Jun 2019
“You reply faaaast” First of all, I want you to carry my kids
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DM 🌹@Dxno414 Sep 2019
My mates gassing my insta post even tho it’s clapped
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DM 🌹@Dxno426 Apr 2021
Being single is all fun and games until you are excited about something that’s happened to you and you have no one to tell 🙂
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Last 7 days of being in my 20s. Wtfffff 💀
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Thinking about what I’ve achieved this last decade 💭
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Spending my Saturday night in bed early. Who am I
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Marcus Rashford talks about Man United from the heart, completely unfiltered. You can see how much it pains him that the club wasn’t run properly. [@RestIsFootball]
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I’ve been so inactive on this app. It fell off fr
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Hey guys
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@UtdFaithfuls7 Mar 2025
Six years ago today, Man Utd did THIS in Paris. "Mountains are there to be climbed.." 🥹❤️ [Via @UtdKev8] xitter.cf/UtdKev8/status/1897771…
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My Dad said it’s weird seeing our gen wear baggy jeans now 😂
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How did this guy recognise me from twitter at this event I went to the other day. I’ve been lowkey for years 😭
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Love going to the gym on Valentine’s Day. It’s always empty 😏
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Why are all these restaurant chains sending me Valentine’s Day promos. Do they not know I’m single af 😂
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