Madness.

To anyone who got an oasis ticket without actually being a fan you are giant cunt

yeah so i'm going to cardiff next year for no particular reason at all (totally not because oasis are back together and are performing there)

twitch.tv/dwarfbutt_ watch

I am feeling in this moment, having to wake up in 5.5 hours that drinking a monster at 10pm may not have been the play

Had a super fun evening out playing chess and drinking beer with almost complete strangers, much more fun than previously experienced, hoping to make this a regular occurence

today has been productive and that would only happen off the back of getting my application and grades confirmed from uni that i got in YIPPEE

bro i feel so good about myself rn, a lil imposter syndrome but god damn i'm smart

How the fuck have i swindled my way into uni of bristol 128 tariff points fuck me im good hahaha

oh, oh okay, that's really cool england!

there is literally no way we swindle our way to the semis wtf

now have the england squad been hitting the "Shots you shouldnt miss" training pack?

someone do a soul link with me please, i need someone to hold me accountable for my impatience

watch out everyone! the kids are on RL so now your enjoyment of RL will decline exponentially

Met my lil bro Ben, fucking shortass

Man, what a fucking journey, on the trek home now

That was such a lowkey event holy shit, it was a vibe but holy shit it didnt leave much of an impact on me icl. Still so fun meeting everyone

Leaving for london in an hour, who am i seeing there then?