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My daughter's former school had a great diversity score from the state, it was 80% black. Fucked up metric.
A “diverse area” just means any area full of brown people. It’s not diverse at all.
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After decades of trying, I'm officially 100% out on hummus. I'm in my 40s, it's time to move on.
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Bryan Duzand retweeted
“Jar-Jar Binks is just as intelligent as you Anakin, he just needs proper education”
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Dear gen z, I am a millenial timetraveler from your future (40s) and I am here to say, candy pumpkins DO taste different than candy corn!
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What if you go crazy so slowly that you don't even notice
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damn there must be alotta Allegiant enjoyers at this World Series game, sounds like a home game
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What if Q was AI and able to transmit into the past
Q told you EXACTLY what was gonna happen. Prepare yourselves.
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Truer words never spoken
Yall shit on Irsay daughter jus cuz she tryna learn da game from up close & she a woman & they don’t like that, but your fav team owner wouldn’t drop their nuts like this
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That Progressive Field backdrop is brutal, I hope TB wins just so I don't hafta look at that.
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There were kids there. Fuck this loser.
Man who jumped into tiger enclosure in South Yorkshire, England has died, police tell LBC. xitter.cf/Mason__drfc/status/210…
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I'm ready for some holographic strike zone above the plate and the ball passing thru automatically triggers a strike.
So umpires are getting scrutinized and lambasted for missing pitches an 1/8” of an inch to an inch off the plate that really isn’t the plate as MLB only counts the back half of home plate. Imagine being told you are wrong by a computer that the pitch you called a strike because it caught the front half of the plate is actually a ball. Then getting crap from all the younger, nerdy generation because it’s so EZ to tell if a pitch is a strike at 100 mph or a ball from your fucking couch. Get a grip people. They won’t call the real zone because hitters would struggle more than they do now. Imagine that.
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I'm ready for some holographic strike zone above the plate and the ball passing thru automatically triggers a strike.
So umpires are getting scrutinized and lambasted for missing pitches an 1/8” of an inch to an inch off the plate that really isn’t the plate as MLB only counts the back half of home plate. Imagine being told you are wrong by a computer that the pitch you called a strike because it caught the front half of the plate is actually a ball. Then getting crap from all the younger, nerdy generation because it’s so EZ to tell if a pitch is a strike at 100 mph or a ball from your fucking couch. Get a grip people. They won’t call the real zone because hitters would struggle more than they do now. Imagine that.
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This is some top-shelf dad knowledge right here, can't wait to drop this nuke during the next dad hang.
Before motors, barges would go down the Mississippi to the Port of New Orleans. Goods offloaded onto ocean going vessels. The barges couldn’t go upstream, so they were dismantled. Many houses here are built using “barge board” from these pre-industrial revolution barges.
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The whole game is to fix andy dalton's fuckup and the nfl is gonna have to put in any dalton rules just to prevent med tent delays. hahahahaha
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Haha we luv u Andy, Bear Down!
ANDY DALTON IMMEDIATELY THROWS AN END-ZONE INTERCEPTION 😭 Philadelphia turns to Dalton after Hurts goes to the medical tent, and the drive ends with a brutal red-zone turnover.
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Who Dey! Time to put these Steelers in the coffin. @alphaarcade
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Has anyone started the "Omarion Hampton has a fumbling prblm convo yet"?
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today's plays in the @alphaarcade combos are bears and ravens win, as well as both caleb and wentz throwing +1.5 TDs
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This is eerily similar to my post a few days ago. Is this you, AI?
Back after a solid summer run with MLB… then the World Cup humbled me real quick 😂 Anon, maybe stick to the sports you actually know. 😭 @alphaarcade
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Prbly the pot but after listening to these big dogs all summer, I'm genuinely happy for them after that ARI week 1 win. It was cool hearing how authentically joyful they were
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