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Vale of the Snake Women
Joined December 2024
This is important... Not really, but it's fun, and my stuff is good, so go read it nitter.cf/Agent_Dutch/status/183…
Short thread of anthologies I've graciously been accepted to contribute to despite myself, if anyone is interested in reading some cool stories about dinosaurs, swordfights, gunfights, hot redheads, and snake women And also dinosaurs Man there's a lot of dinosaurs in my work...
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Yeah, okay Bc she asked nicely
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Can't allow myself to feel rn The booze isn't helping I SAY THERE'S NOTHING LIKE CHAINSMOKING GPC CIGARETTES CUZ ANY SMOKE'S'LL KILL YA BUT THESE'LL MAKE YA FEEL LIKE IT youtube.com/watch?v=TRS9Bz0I…
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No No, if I stop to think to long, the breakdown will set in I will lose it I need to distract myself I have Work that needs doing Gonna put on a stream or some retarded lore video and try to immerse myself In the words of Rehab I ain't doing good but I'll be fine
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I don't like chits and I don't like the word chits. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
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Nice try fed
「Your Month」 Your BDay your HoloMem mom ~(ᕕ °~°)ᕗ ~(ᕕ °~°)ᕗ ~(ᕕ °~°)ᕗ~(ᕕ °~°)ᕗ
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But... That's not... That country is... ... ... ... You know what? forget it...
BYE BYE ISRAEL
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Geography is a lost art and we are all doomed
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Are you boogeying to the hategroove, fam?
Lets groove! [Hatemonger + Hatemace animation meme] ✨️🕺💀✨️ Yall this took 5 ever plz dont let it flop, also I modeled the Hatemace myself! I might post the stl in the future #spaceking #spaceking5 #spacekingart #hatemonger @FlashgitzAnims #flashgitz
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HOW DID YOU GET THIS PHOTO OF MY BEDROOM?!?!
This is where I monitor the situation.
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I fully endorse the below post and those who disagree are not only wrong they should be beaten with hose pipes Wet hose pipes
Megadeth rocks and up the irons
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Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
Bought homemade honey off a kooky old guy at a renfaire. Tried it, and it gave me immediate flashbacks to being a child snacking on grandfather's home-made honey (he was a hobby beekeeper). This was 30 years ago. no store-bought honey ever had that taste. Thank you kooky old guy.
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Never forget what they took from you.
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I'm sorry, pardon my French, but there is no way in fucking hell it's actually called "The Ganesh Drowning Festival" There is just no fucking way that's the actual translation of the name of whatever the hell this demon worship ceremony is
Ganesh Drowning Festival in St. Louis, Missouri. Telugus drown a toxic paint life size Ganesh trinket into the River. Sridevi Thota also drowns her personal Ganesh doll for izzat points. Ganesh truck caravans. Treating our waters like your personal Ganges is not okay #publicvideo
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"IT WAS PETER! PETER DID IT!"
Which canon fact make you feel like this?
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Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
You already declared yourself an enemy to Whites. This is why I loathe people like you. You're cowardly. I'm Comanche. When the Whites entered our hunting territory and tried to settle it, we fought them and drove them back for almost a century. We warred with them. There was no posing as a friend, or impersonating a White person and trying to undermine them from within. We fought them openly, in the way of men. Then, when the White won, we had peace, and that was the end of it. Your kind cannot do that. You lie and lie and lie and cheat and lie and one day you're angry and you declare war and then the next you mewl and cry like a woman that you're not being included in the category that you just declared emnity for. I laugh at you. I scorn you. I declare you weaker than a woman. You bring shame upon all those of your blood and your name I will not say aloud without spitting.
Replying to @DiaChakravarty
Am I ethnically English? Will your children be ethnically English? Will their grandchildren be ethnically English? Are you English enough? This is all nonsense: Englishness is not an ethnicity - it is a nationality and an ever-developing culture.
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Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
Almost every book I've edited for a new author has the same problem. And it makes readers put the book down before they even get to the story. Learn what it is and how pro editors fix it at the link in the reply.
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This album is perfect btw
49 years ago today, “Aja” by Steely Dan was released.
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Replying to @Dutch_Agent
She has such a knack
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