If you stumble onto, well, me here on X/Twitter/whatever. Remember: I am an adult only in age, and might, from time to time, share adult thoughts. Some wholesome. Others not so much.

Yeah, he can be a Moron at the best of times but dear clouds above, those hands...

"You know, I worry about woohoo." "Why? That you might get pregnant? Too late for that, Mac." "WTF is wrong with you Pik? Why not just call me 'Big Mac' and get it out of your system?" This date is going well-ish

"Pik, do you still find me attractive? Even with this belly?" "McKenzie, I wouldn't trade you for a mountain of gold, a fleet of Ferraris and a herd of elephants." "Really? Not even a herd of elephants?" "Well, if it was a pack of Silverback Gorillas..."

"Pik, for WOOHOO SAKES you cannot tell a pregnant woman that her belly makes you want to install a basketball court. Had I known this, I would have poked my eyeballs out so I cannot look onto that fine face of yours but ugh!!! Just go away and paint something!"

Yep. Baby Bump Btwo.

It was high time. Pik making an honest woman out of McKenzie.

DEATH - Discworld Novels Urdnot Wrex Skeletor Trevor Philips

Timothy Gaines. Basist for Stryper. Yep. Those guys that gave us To Hell with the Devil.

Straight from the Archives:

McKenzie decided to go topless for this shoot.

Later... One moment you are showing off your ball skills. Next moment you calling "Jaws"

Winterfest was in it's last dying moments. Pik loved the sweater McKenzie knitted and gifted to him. But this was the greatest gift she could give him...

"You know, I get you are disappointed about the grandchildren idea. But I kinda have a huge empty nest syndrome going..." "Mr Swart! Just because I am half naked doesn't mean... You know what? It means exactly just that!"

Later... "Well cheerio kids. Winterfest breakfast was great and all. Don't do anything stupid like a Landgraab." *Click* "We did great with our kid, huh Pik?" "That was all you, my love. I had my 30 seconds of fun. But yeah. She turned out great..."

"I guess I was just very disappointed, Pik." "You really want to be called Ouma, huh?" "Yeah I don't know. I love our daughter and respect her decision. Am I being a selfish old hag?"

You know why I love The Sims? No one to tell me the lore in my game is wrong.

The Sunday Night Blues. This heat isn't helping either.

"Babe, I really cannot see you wearing that Camo outfit for too long..."

She wanted to have grandchildren. Staci coming out as gay put a spanner in that works. She'll love her daughter as long as she lives of course, but maybe there might be a little resentment there.

It bugged her. How was she going to tell her parents about how she feels about Jade. Well, she went for the Pik Way: "Ma, Pa. Got some great news! You do not have to worry about me getting pregnant. Turns out, I am into girls. And THAT ONE in particular!"