@DustyPee

NEVER TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. I know it’s a fucking ceiling. Your question will usually be answered in the tweet before or after. #Morrissey #pubroof

 By the big wheel generator.
Joined December 2011
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Actually just spat my fucking beer! #StayHome
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#homerun
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Hospital? What is it?
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Oi @nicenuts I know you’re away
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#workrun
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Not overly fucking helpful until I get another fucking screen.
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Ok. That cupboard door is fucking shitting me now.
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It’s #on
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LA805 buzzing my tower.
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It’s as long as one with one. #Bunningsrun #DPCenturyMK2
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Probably the worst photo of the #DPCenturyMK2 ever 🙄
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Off to Kmart. 🥰
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And the fucking screen. 😡
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Cheers to the cunt that put the non soft close hinge in the soft close box at Bunnings. Wasn’t going back for $6. Cupboard can slam all it fucking wants.
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I might do something this afternoon that I haven’t done for about 6 months. Cook. 🤔
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I’d have the new screen protector on by now if the Amazon driver didn’t fuck off 20 seconds after texting me at 5.29 this morning. 😡
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Crisis averted! The plug had come loose underneath. Phew.
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