How it started. How it's going.

Welp, I finally got on Bluesky. Same handle, same profile pic. I've only been holding on to this account to keep my handle anyway. Maybe it will get better again... until then come say hi to me over there!

Well, once again nobody got my costume this year. But hey, I didn't spend a dime on it either.

That's nothing. I've heard stories about an immigrant doctor in Springfield who performed major operations using a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant

Happy #fridaythethirteenth horror friends. Here's my humble collection. Currently watching Part 5.

Just saw @ginblossoms with my mom and sister. Hey jealousy much?

Well the 1st 3 or 4 years were great... #MyXAnniversary

Need a team name for #Seinfeld trivia in 2 weeks. These are my top picks

I'll give you my pillow but I'm not gonna carry that weight, you'll be in my dreams tonight. I need a belly full of wine dammit

I got myself a steady job but she didn't try her best to help me. Oh yeah. Once there was a way...

And I always shout out something obscene. You could say I was attractively built, didn't anybody see?

Sometimes I like to pour a small glass of good whiskey on the rocks and listen to side 2 of Abbey Road. The End.

I wasn't even here for the purported "golden age" of Twitter but dammit I miss Twitter of 3-5 years ago. I discovered the horror fandom and really felt like I was part of something, got to share my love of horror that my irl fans don't understand. You all meant something to me

Describe your account using a Star Trek Gif 🖖

So I've never been good at drawing but I found this book tonight that I got at a book fair in '93 or '94 that frustrated the crap out of me at 7 or 8. 30-ish years later I finally gave an honest effort. I'm kinda proud of myself 🤷 #HannaBarbera

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They're books!

This is the most weirdly specific and stupid collection I ever started and then abandoned 5 years ago. Fuck it it's coming back. I will add to this.