Auburn Alum | Group Chat #NightShift President (Replaced @Auburn_Tweeter) | 70’s-90’s country enthusiast (Long Live Keith Whitley) | #9TimeNationalChampion

Wetumpka, AL
Joined May 2011
That boy @JeffreyThumser must’ve did a lot of tweet scrubbing. I know he talked his shit all week and I know I had some shit bookmarked
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😹😹😹 @GeorgiaFootball
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Where is Auburn twitter?
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Update: the blackout drunk is well on its way
This weather feels like I’m gonna make a fire and get blackout drunk
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This weather feels like I’m gonna make a fire and get blackout drunk
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I tell myself that I should quit but I don’t listen to drunks
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Please get Blake Muschalek off the court and never let him play again unless it’s mop-up duty
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“Mfer looks badass, don’t he?” Boss: “Get the fuck out of my office.”
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Contreras showboating after a homer? Yeah throw at that motherfuckers head next time he comes up
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James Spann deserves this
Alabama meteorologist James Spann checks in and gives us the latest surrounding Hurricane Isaias.
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And fuck the rest of your teams and your cheap ass ownership groups. LET’S 3-PEAT BABY!!!
"We're smarter. We're better. And we're tougher." - @Dodgers Manager Dave Roberts
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The kids are alright. 👌🏻
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I’m going to be a menace when we end this shit tomorrow. Go ahead and turn your notifications off @Braves fans.
MOOKIE TO FREDDIE FOR THE WIN!
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Neyland was a blast and the Tennessee fans were mostly great. Respect and happy to check this one off the bucket list.
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Game morning millers are being drank
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Always recommend taking road game trips with your friends
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1st shotgun is down
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Breakfast is consumed, hangover is accounted for, and it’s about time to start downing vacation beers
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