The older I get the more I don't get.

St. Charles, MO
Joined July 2011
Don't ever jail your shins for anyone, Kacy!
I swear the next time a man asks me “AREN’T YOU COLD??” while gesturing at my shorts, I’m responding with “no, because I’m not a little bitch.” It’s 48° & sunny, & 3 dudes said something at Walmart. Happened daily last fall/spring too. Is hoodie/shorts season not a thing in OH?
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We might actually get a Milwaukee/Tampa World Series.
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Trump: I don't do this with men very often. I started examining his body. I looked at his ass and I looked at the whole— look at his hands.
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If you told me this was the new logo for Portland FC I could believe it
There is so much wrong this Cooper Flagg logo in terms of flow, symmetry, balance that I don’t even actually know where to begin….. Like is this ai? I’m actually refusing to believe a designer did this and NB said…. “yep” @newbalance you’re better than this
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If you haven't, I'd bet you don't want to watch someone die. How can this even be a thing?
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Eight best records qualify
Completely fix postseason baseball with four words.
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Fun fact -- that's LARGER than the circumference of a standard frisbee
According to Statcast, Harper missed this Slider by: 31.7 inches.
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Does anyone know how @Pontifex feels about the @Suns
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God help us if people could pick out our worst moments as 15-year-olds to judge who we are and what we believe as adults.
A good organization would have researched if there was anything more to Braiden Bell's tweets. If there were not, it would let him apologize for insensitive tweets as a 15-year-old and let him keep the job. The Trail Blazers do not appear to be a good organization.
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Why do I remember Scout-W-Bryan and why am I remembering to not use the exact name or handle
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NBA Media Day is always fun for me, I love seeing all these people living out their dreams.
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WITH EIGHT MINUTES LEFT?!?!?!?!?!?
Trevor Lawrence gets through put takes a knee before the end zone. #NFL
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Already?!?!?!?
OFFICIAL: Kon Knueppel suffered a left hamstring injury and Grant Williams suffered a right hamstring injury during offseason on-court activity. Both players will miss our preseason games and be re-evaluated during the first week of the regular season. Read the release: on.nba.com/4iKk8Fv
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The Blacklist and Righteous Gemstones would make my list. Also even though 24 got old, early on that was good stuff.
The New York Times’ final list of the 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century is now complete. What do you make of the final ranking? Which placements surprised you the most?
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If you know anything about comedy and you're older than 35, you know this show.
SCTV: The Greatest Show You've Never Heard Of premieres October 30. Legendary SCTV cast members reunite in this documentary for a funny and heartfelt celebration of a scrappy Canadian sketch show that made comedy history.
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