Sometimes football, sometimes politics. Different tweets, for different needs.

Dorset 🇪🇺
Joined September 2012
🚨 Chris Kavanagh's controversial refereeing decisions: ❌ 2022: Rodri handball vs Everton, no penalty awarded. PGMOL later apologised. ❌ 2023: Ødegaard handball vs Liverpool, no penalty awarded. Howard Webb later admitted it was an error. ⚽ 2024: Stones' late winner vs Wolves, allowed despite Bernardo Silva being offside near the goalkeeper. ❌ 2025: Van Dijk's goal vs Man City — disallowed. Independent PL panel ruled it should have stood. 🟥 2026: Gravenberch sent off vs Man City.
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Thank you. 🦅
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Manchester City cheated Premier League rules, the Commission found. Did it also cheat HMRC? We've examined the decision and leaked Mancini documents. We think City likely failed to pay £12m in tax. There should be a criminal investigation. Thread:
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Utterly joyful ramblings from this account. Please read them
I attended a county fair and watched a child sell a pig. The pig is worth, I am told, somewhere near four hundred dollars. I looked this up afterward because I did not believe what happened. The girl is twelve. She walked the animal into a ring wearing a white shirt and a numbered card. She had raised it herself, from a piglet, for nine months, which I confirmed, and she had a binder of records because the program requires one. The bidding began. Local men. A man from a bank. A man who sells tires. A woman who owns a restaurant I had eaten at the previous evening. It did not stop at four hundred. It stopped at three thousand two hundred. I turned to the man beside me and asked whether the pig was of exceptional quality. He said, "It's a fine pig." I asked whether it was worth three thousand two hundred dollars. He said, "No." I asked why the price was three thousand two hundred dollars. He said, "She's a good kid." I stood up. I could not remain seated. I said, out loud, in a metal building that smelled of animals, that a market which knowingly and deliberately misprices a good in order to put a child through a university, and does so every year, in the open, with an auctioneer and a microphone, is not a market at all but a rite, and that I have never seen a province conduct one so cheerfully. He said, "You want a lemonade?" I said that I did. Here is the part I had entirely misread. The men bidding against each other were not rivals. They were raising it together. The tire man bid, then the bank man bid, and the tire man nodded at him, and they were pushing the number upward on purpose, in public, in front of the girl. She knew. Everyone knew. The auctioneer knew. The rite requires that nobody says it. Afterward the girl shook every buyer's hand. She writes them letters later. That is also part of it. She writes letters. I asked the restaurant owner why she bids every year. She said, "Somebody bought mine." She is fifty-eight.
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NEW NEWS!!!! RT to win a @newheightshow hat signed by @tkelce and to help him win the #WPMOYChallenge
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During an era of shockingly predictable title wins, Klopp has done more than anyone to make leagues exciting. Without him: City would have won 5 on the bounce 18-22 with no-one within a dozen points & Bayern’s run of 11 would stretch back even further. ⬇️ theathletic.com/5237702/2024…
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Fans at a hockey game cheered every time this 4 year old kid came on the screen and booed when it went onto someone else
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"How would you feel if something suddenly happened here and we had to flee somewhere?" "We should be embarrassed. It's an atrocity." This woman takes less than a minute to completely destroy the Tory government's archaic anti-refugee policies.
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Imagine the shock for GB News & the Daily Mail when they find out we had a returns agreement with the EU before Brexit & the huge rise in dangerous small boat crossings is in large part a direct consequence of the Brexit deal championed by the Prime Minister himself!
A shocking new report has found Boris Johnson’s “oven ready” Brexit deal (championed by Rishi Sunak) has caused the small boats crisis in English Channel It’s getting very little media attention so let’s put that right!
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MPs vote by 354 to 7 that Boris Johnson is an intentional and serial liar. No former prime minister has ever suffered quite such an indignity
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A six-minute report on BBC news about Man City's charges the day they win their fifth Premier League title in six years. The notion that journalists are actively ignoring the charges when reporting on City is completely wrong.
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THREAD: EXAMPLES OF VOTER SUPPRESSION Here are just a handful of examples of people being denied their vote today because of Tory voter suppression. There are already more examples within this short thread than the total number of cases of voter fraud over the last few years.
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'I'm so sorry to everybody, I bitterly, bitterly regret it.' A distraught Brexit voter, Tony, is comforted by @mrjamesob, who tells him not to blame himself because of the 'sheer weight of influence and bogus information' inflicted on him that contributed to his decision.
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Simon Calder - The queues at Dover are 95% to do with brexit.... but Natalie Elphicke(Dover Tory MP) & Suella Braverman are in denial... #GMB
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johnson: *makes rules* johnson every day at 5pm for a year: "these are the rules that i made" johnson: *breaks rules* johnson today: "if only someone had told me the rules"
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950,000 views The British people back the Governments (Illegal Migration) bill” says @SuellaBraverman Help RT this to a million if you think she’s wrong
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