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Joined May 2016
This boy is so brave 😢🇳🇬 We are not angry enough at Nigeiran politicians! 🤦‍♀️🤬🇳🇬
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A woman who knows I use moniepoint POS machines in my business came to me yesterday. She noticed N264k was withdrawn from her POS. I dug into her account and realized the money was moved out with an ATM card. I asked her who she gave her POS ATM and she said she doesn't have any ATM card. I dug deeper and found that the same ATM card has been used to steadily withdraw little sums like 10k, 12k, 7k etc all summing up to about N483k. While still digging another N5100 was withdrawn again and we traced the POS point to a nearby Opay agent. It turns out her husband had activated an ATM card on her account unknown to her and with that he has been withdrawing steadily from her business money for 2 months now This man is an assistant Pastor in RCCG for that matter.
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Rotimi Amaechi is spotted at Abuja Airport. People could barely recognize him, or even pay attention to him. This is the man who claims that he is more popular than Peter Obi. #NigeriaMustBeOK
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Nigerians, THERE IS FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN! Starting next year, japa will become a prison break; you will need the combined efforts of Michael Scofield, Fernando Sucre, Dr. Sara Tancredi, & T-Bag Bagwell to escape Naija. Tinubu is Officer Bellick, the wicked warden. Nigeria is one hell of a giant prison, you are cooped up in a type of Fox River—a supermax. Escape is a forlorn hope; survival is your priority With the green passport slumping 181 places, it will take a miracle for that visa to be approved. Pablo wants you to focus entirely on staying alive. There will be no escape from 2027. Bear in mind that most of the people in power carry diplomatic passports, the red type. While you undergo rigorous visa exercises, your politicians will continue to have it easy. Under your Nigerian passport regulations, spouses (wives/husbands) of high-ranking public officials (the President, Vice President, & select principal officers are eligible for official or diplomatic passports). And given the corrupt nature of the system you have, almost anyone might already be carrying a red passport. So, why would they care? They don’t exactly pass through the regular security checks or endure your harrowing travel experiences. The 4,000 influencer recruits will avoid this like the plague. 'Ronu' miscreants will avoid it as well. They will wait for Peter Obi to talk about it. Bold reforms that only produce poverty, hunger, homelessness, joblessness, suicides, hopelessness, skyrocketing inflation, low purchasing power, & one of the worst passports in the world is a punishment. You & I know that Bola has messed up Nigeria. He is the undisputed ‘Undertaker of Nigeria;’ the bottom line is now completely buried. Not a single Human Development Index (HDI) has improved under the so-called reforms. They crossed the Red Sea, but left you in Egypt to be slaughtered. The more they reform, the more they tighten the noose around your necks
BREAKING: Nigeria’s passport ranking falls to 181 and visa-free access shrinks
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Ebola under Bola is a disaster. Stay safe out there.
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Yes, it is your right to support any political party you wish. However,it is my right to drag you for supporting a party that has caused so much hardship for the common man. I will not allow you to gaslight me into believing you're a victim. Your choice is responsible for our suffering. Elections have consequences that we have to bear for the next 4 years. So if I insult you, pls take it like that. There will be no niceness or polite political discourse as this is a life and death situation.
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Na this Gig you collect on #EndSARSMemorial go finally bury you, PETTY BIGOTED THIEF. 😂😂😂 Why you block me? 🤡 Your Burial date is on Thursday! Criminal blocked everyone that would expose his crimes to set nonsense agenda.
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Replying to @inecnigeria
@inecnigeria has disregarded the Electoral Act by failing to publish the voters’ register online for public scrutiny, even after the statutory 90-day deadline has passed.
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Am I overthinking this? Because I am genuinely struggling to understand what is happening in Nigeria. @inecnigeria has disregarded the Electoral Act by failing to publish the voters’ register online for public scrutiny, even after the statutory 90-day deadline has passed. Even under Mahmood Yakubu, the register was published online, with a mechanism for complaints and objections. Today, NOTHING! And somehow, the country has moved on like nothing happened. WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE? Apart from @ARISEtv and @fijnigeria, where is the Nigerian media? Where are @YIAGA, @EUinNigeria @EU_SDGN , @NDI and the other civil society organisations? @NigeriaNDCHQ .@ADCNig ARE YOU PEOPLE SLEEPING? Are you actually preparing for this election? This is the voters’ register we are talking about. THE VERY FOUNDATION OF AN ELECTION! INEC has effectively said, “To hell with public scrutiny. Do your worst.” And our collective response is SILENCE. I am genuinely pained. We complain about electoral malpractice and compromised institutions, yet when it is time to demand accountability BEFORE an election, everybody suddenly goes quiet. Must we wait until votes are cast and results are disputed before we start shouting? Seriously, am I the only one who finds this silence deeply disturbing?
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EVERYONE, not just your rich uncle
“Nigerians are not aware that a tax law has been passed, which requires everyone to pay 25% of their earnings as tax. The National Assembly has already passed this law, and it will swing into action after the election.” — Sen. Ireti Kingibe Woe betide Nigerians if a PC win the election!
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Shame on you @akintollgate. May the blood of the dead haunt you and your family for as long as that "tollgate" remains in your handle
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“Those who suffered gunshot (at Lekki tollgate), need to answer some questions too. Why were they there? What kind of characters are they? Sanwo-Olu did the right thing. I’m still the Jagaban.” — Bola Tinubu reacting to #EndSARS mas/sacre October 24, 2020.
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The police are MC’s friends The navy na Tompolo’s paddy Fulani terrorists and army na 5&6 Na who forget, loose guard The police are not your friends When fowl turn cockroach paddy?
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This is bad
VIDEO: Rhodes-Vivour, Funso Doherty teargassed at Lekki tollgate during #EndSARS memorial
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Never forget 10.20.20 Lekki Massacre. #endsars
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Six years later, not much has changed. Same government, same playbook of fear and intimidation. Today, right here at the Lekki Toll Gate, citizens gathered peacefully to honor the lives lost six years ago during EndSARS. And how did the authorities respond? By firing tear gas at us. Let that sink in. Six years after a generation cried out for basic dignity, safety, and accountability in policing, a peaceful memorial is still met with an unprovoked tear gas attack? The message is loud and clear, they are still terrified of remembrance, they are still terrified of accountability, and they are still terrified of YOU speaking up. Expressing grief and sympathy is not a crime. Peaceful assembly and solemn reflection should not be met with state brutality and repression. Effective governance is not about silencing the streets. It is about building a system that listens, that protects, that includes and that provides for everyone. To every young person and resident carrying the vision of a better Lagos, never forget that your voice is powerful, that your vote carries your voice and that the ballot is the vehicle through which you can speak loudest and change the story. We remember, We rise. FD Ó Ti Yá. #EndSARS #Lagos #FunsoDoherty #OTiYa #NDC
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'Some people thought I would be tired and sleepy since I arrived here on time. Thank you ADC' - President Bola Tinubu Video Credit : Channels Television // YouTube
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'Some people thought I would be tired and sleepy since I arrived here on time. Thank you ADC' - President Bola Tinubu Video Credit : Channels Television // YouTube
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What if I tell you that a certain Nigerian governor whose Yahoo name is Shawn Michael Davids was arrested and jailed for grand theft and credit card fraud in Miami back in the 80s, what would you say? Yup! He’s on his way to the Senate after serving two full terms as a governor. When he was arrested in Miami, he was charged to court for: - Credit card theft and possession of more than 100 credit cards. - Grand theft (second degree). - Check forgery and passing forged documents. - Petty theft. - Resisting a police officer with violence. Nigeria was hijacked a long time ago!
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Dunke retweeted
We’re definitely on our way to $1 trillion economy 🫡
𝗣𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 3,840𝗠𝗪 𝘁𝗼 477𝗠𝗪 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲: punchng.com/power-generation…
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Nyesom Wike’s son, Joaquin, graduated from King’s College London, while Jordan graduated from Queen Mary University. The last 2 pictures are public schools in Rivers State while Wike was the governor. King’s College and Queen Mary are public schools, by the way.
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