Off the bench. Back in the game. 5’9 and full of rage
Joined September 2026
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When you go to sleep at night and you say your prayers, you gotta throw in a little extra for your lady friend
You gotta pray that The Lord protects her from the Spirit of Going. Pray for The Lord to give her the strength to say “I’m good, I got a nice gentleman caller already”
You gotta pray that The Lord will grant her the foresight to be able to look through all the offers of shiny things and expensive dinners. Pray that her mind doesn’t lead her into temptation
And if all that fails, you gotta pray that The Lord gives you the ability to figure out your gal going before it’s too late
As a bit of an analytical person, this is a very hard concept to be on the other side of this because ma’am how do you know you feel like this and we JUST starting to warm up
Allegedly…..if you allegedly make a shared folder allegedly allegedly…you can lower the chance of accidental viewing allegedly allegedly idontreallyknowforsure
Going to the glory hole at the university center on CFB28 and then having -30 On the lower body for wear and tear because you were there too long
Then losing coach trust because somebody leaked the video of you at the GH
EA confirms they are developing an Open World football game and seemingly separate from Madden and College Football.
in.ign.com/madden-nfl-27/275…
Back when I was doing filth, I shoulda bought like an XL sliver platter and when I was about to eat the forbidden fruit id be like “hold on queen.. let me get the platter out so you can sit on it”
How I’d like to be #NationalEatAssDay
Back there with the buffet going crazy
This why they kicked @HeyBroItsBrad out that singles in wheelchairs group
This how a woman becomes a #RealStroker
The funny thing about being a pinch overweight is when you start to get yourself together, your pump tricks you into thinking you’re in better shape than you really are
Right now??? Like now now????
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