Lineups with this dude must’ve been on a different level

Pops with the shoelace tackle. #unselfish

They’re calling it “the worst instagram caption ever typed”

Did I draft the worst fantasy team ever created?

Anyone else boozing rn? @heatdaddy69420 @J_Swish24

Sent my dad a reel and this was the cover. Wtf bro

Having a locker near one of your boys in middle/high school was peak

People who comment stuff like this need to be studied

Currently seeing how long I can doom scroll before working while the boss is out of the office to make it seem like I was actually productive

This is a top 3 snack of all time but no one is ready for that conversation

Genuinely what am I doing wrong

Tough loss to @DanielQuine12 and @StoneDog82 on the course today but you can’t shoot a 10 on a par 5 with the game on the line #ThatsBaseball

Game 2 was identical to 2019 game 7

You wanna share bank accounts too? #phag

Gavin McKenna becomes a New York Ranger today.

Finals are going great mom. Thanks for asking.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: the best part about Friday nights is that I get to do it all over again tomorrow

New Orleans I am inside of you!

0 females talked to tonight. MW3 campaign with DoorDash on the way.

$700 in tax returns the week before I go to New Orleans.