@Duffman815
 Chicago Area.
Joined December 2014
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Replying to @softboy_w
Reincornation.
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Need to see this during All Star Weekend
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Tried some overnight oats with protein powder, greek yogurt and berries. Not only is it healthy and packed with protein, it is disgusting.
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Zito@_ZeetsOct 14
Didn’t realize that a lot of people were using ChatGPT like a best friend to talk to. No wonder y’all think it’s alive. Clippy was really ahead of its time.
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I hope everyone will be less stupid going forward.
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kiesha
@kiesha9iOct 11
ME:getting up from the sofa for any reason MY DOG: FUCK YES, LET’S DO THIS.
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Actually… you wouldn’t be able to do that
Manae@ManaeThoughtsOct 9
When I lose 2 arms and a leg in a car crash and the doctor tries saving me
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No, I did not simply run away. I ran away while screaming, get your facts straight.
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Julz
@T0xic__AFOct 9
is this seat taken or can i make things worse
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mit@stckdgOct 9
lady at the yard sale was telling us “you should buy this you won’t regret it you’ll love whats inside”
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Beat. The. Packers. For Da Coach.
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3am today 😑
R D@Duffman81527 Nov 2025
Its 2am, time for your dog to barf. 😑
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Harry@h4ppyNomadOct 6
“Go on a vacation and recharge” my brother in Christ it takes 10 seconds back in the office to obliterate all that recharging.
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Me refusing to sleep because I didn't get enough me time after work.
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No no babe, those action figures are strictly for bath time use.
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BRICS News
@BRICSinfoOct 5
JUST IN: 🇷🇺 Russian officials say "situation under control" following lab leak.
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Gen X parents when you ask them where their kids are.
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I knew when my pants suddenly burst into flames that my lies had finally caught up with me.
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i really do not have time for a plague right now
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Sometimes I just want to reply to emails like “Hi Gail, I literally have no idea what the fuck you're saying” Best
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