This was an attempted assassination of a former fake president, and someone in the crowd actually died, so the assassination attempt was real—Trump couldn’t have staged his own assassination, or could he? Would he go that far to win the election? But the shot to his ear could have easily been staged. Who else would have stood there, boasting with their fist in the air, giving the gunman another opportunity? And the Secret Service allowed him to do it? Then, a little nick on the ear from an AR-15—a weapon that rips bodies apart to the point of being unrecognizable—yeah, put a little ketchup on your ear, cover it up with a maxi pad for a week, and say the doctor claims, "I have the fastest growing ear he’s ever seen," and you think you’ll win the sympathy of the voters. But it didn’t work as planned. Now they want you to forget it ever happened, just like January 6, even though you saw it with your own two eyes. This smells like a cover-up, and the cover-up is nearly always worse than the crime.

All I want to hear about Trump at this point is that he’s the subject of an unsuccessful naval recovery effort, if you know what I mean.