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next time you feel sad or defeated, think about the billions of gallons of safe clean water this year that used to be actual very literal sewage
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All the zebra mussels watching y'all not properly clean, drain, and dry your boats so they can spread all over the place with ease:
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SPONGEBOB ME BOY
I HAVE FINALLY SEQUENCED THE HUMAN
GENOME
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My buddies and I used to play bank account chicken where you wire them the full contents of your account and say “bet you won’t send it back” but our wives made us stop
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Having friends is cool, but have you ever cut everyone off and disappeared for six months?
Bear: Yes. Yes I have.
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May is Volcano Awareness Month.
We have volcanoes.
You are now aware.
See you next May.
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Replying to @PapaJohns
Y’all already know what time it is 😎
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10 | 2 it’s pay your workers a
9 ⊙———> living wage o’clock
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Replying to @dominos
Not as much as your workers
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need a living wage
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It’s ok if you fall apart sometimes. S’mores fall apart, and we still love them.
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14,624 days till we meet the Vulcans. #StarTrek 🖖
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When you get out of the shower and sit on the bed trying to get yourself pumped up to get dressed and start your day.




























