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Border of West Furginia and Meowyland, 2024
Tired of cub sitting these paw units. It's been three days since the initial engagement, and we've had zero zoomies. These gorillas must have cleared out. Pawmirez, radio in that foxtrot company is in the clear and get us the fluff out of here. Sick of staring at these damn trees
Paw Paw, West Furginia, 2024
Letter to Col. Lionel:
Opposition rebel gorillas are scattered throughout the Appalachound Mountains bordering west Meowyland. There aren't many, but between lonewolfs and pack ambushes, we've lost a platoon worth of canies in uneven trades.
I understand the priority of retaking Barktimore before winter, but we need claws in the sky here or we're not going to make it to Badgerstown, MD with enough force.
Sergal Stryker units are still on standby. Roads approaching the town are death traps until we clear these guys out.
We just need two avian rawrtor craft. Send what you can spare.
-Lt. Col. Hynieddy
