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@DrunkPrincipal

named funniest Twitter account by my wife and myself.

Joined July 2013
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Encyclopaedia Britannica (@Britannica) profile picture
Encyclopaedia Britannica@Britannica21h
CNN PROJECTS THAT THE MITOCHONDRIA WILL REMAIN THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
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Brilliant.
Neon Musk (@TheNeonMusk) profile pictureNeon Musk
@TheNeonMuskNov 1
Brian Kelly interviewing for the @FSUFootball job
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Dispute over acceptance rates?
Bhampolice (@BhamPolice) profile pictureBhampolice
@BhamPoliceNov 1
🚨PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 All Magic City Classic tailgating has been suspended. Everyone needs to leave the stadium property as soon as possible. Please do not come to the Legion Field stadium property at this time.
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Can we get an Auburn QB that doesn’t wear a chain during games ? Maybe that’s been the problem.
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Man- if only Auburn could’ve gotten Deuce Knight on campus. Oh wait….
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I’m over this Auburn game. Which houses are giving out full-sized PayDay candy bars tonight?
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Third and Durkin on full display this afternoon.
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Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsOct 31
The late great Mike Leach talking about his favorite candy never gets old
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In all those years- Mr. Belding didn’t conduct one classroom observation, attend a single IEP meeting, or get put in a dunking booth on Homecoming Day. He was living the dream and we had no idea.
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Ƚล Ð๏ͼϯ๏ṛล (@VoxDocVoxDei) profile picture
Ƚล Ð๏ͼϯ๏ṛล@VoxDocVoxDeiOct 24
My dad taught 5th grade for 35 years. He said in his entire career, he was never able to trust a 5th grade boy with a rat tail. Anybody here wear a rat tail in 5th grade and go on to success?
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RIP Viper.
Inside Fandom (@InsideFandom) profile pictureInside Fandom
@InsideFandomOct 23
Tom Skerritt has sadly passed away at the age of 93. 💔 (1933–2026)
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Death, taxes, and giving up third down conversions.
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I like Golesh more than Freeze for a lot of reasons. Add his sunglass game to that list.
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ESPN
@espnOct 17
Auburn K Alex McPherson was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis in the spring of 2024 and had his large intestine removed along with part of his colon. Two years later, he made the game-winning kick to knock off No. 1 Georgia ❤️
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This isn’t me calling timeout- I’m actually clapping. War Damn Eagle!
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Sourdeath Sam (@SourdeathSam) profile picture
Sourdeath Sam
@SourdeathSamOct 16
University of Georgia football players gonna commit vehicular crimes that we’ve never even seen before.
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 16
Elon Musk unveils flying car: the Tesla Roadster.
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College basketball offenses are all just variations of the same action: “let’s set a borderline illegal ball screen at the top and just see what the hell happens.”
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The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) profile picture
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeOct 17
Chicago Police Cut Spending By Just Taping Off Locations That Aren’t Murder Scenes buff.ly/U7WMTPF
Chicago Police Cut Spending By Just Taping Off Locations That Aren’t Murder Scenes

Chicago Police Cut Spending By Just Taping Off Locations That Aren’t Murder Scenes

CHICAGO — To reduce spending, the Chicago Police Department has reportedly introduced a new policy where they tape off locations that aren't murder scenes.

babylonbee.com
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What is happening here?
Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) profile pictureRyan Grim
@ryangrimOct 13
Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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Whoever made the Bucs change helmets should be charged with a hate crime.
𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙩 (@HelmetAddict) profile picture𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙩
@HelmetAddictOct 13
1981 Helmets of the NFL.
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