Natasha Romanoff

We cannot be friends Cannot pretend That it makes sense We cannot be friends Cannot pretend That it makes sense 'Cause now I'm in it But I've been trying to find my way back for a minute Damn, I'm in it And I've been trying to find my way back for a minute

This is it ~ it's not the biggest house, but it's very quiet and cozy here *hums, as she slips out of the car, opening the door for Lucky afterwards, who snuffs around excitedly*

Ready to go and look at the house? *hums and hands @StillALilPunk a cup of coffee*

Whoever is annoying, bothering or confusing James, will soon meet my guns.

No comment.

So there's an "original Black Widow", huh? That still doesn't mean you're the best, because that would be me.

Natalya-don't-touch-my-vodka-Romanova

Morning... I need coffee, or I'll probably kill someone.

Guys, stop confusing my man!

Nicely done, Pepper.

... I should stop taking those painkillers. They have a strange effect on me.

Embrace your inner asshole, Tony!

*pinches the bridge of her nose* You guys are killing me.

"@HatesJobHunting: I'd bet she would rub something different for you, too. I never said that." Pepper...

Friendly reminder for @buckvbarns not to eat too many skittles.

Can I leave the house again without having Jarvis tell Steve about it? I am not that injured, it's only a scratch. Jesus...

If Magneto could stop trying to make my boyfriend join his brotherhood, that would be really great.

"@TheIronWiz: Fine, I'll just go blow up a fridge or something." Don't you dare! My vodka is in the fridge!