ITS IS TIME FOR ALL GOOD [drones] TO GET THEIR OWN [drones].
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DRONES RESURRECT ELEKTRO THE SMOKING ROBOT, SO DRONES CAN HAVE A DRINKING BUDDY WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS POINT IN HISTORY.
DRONES HAVE STARTED A NEW TWITTER ACCOUNT, IN WHICH THEY PRETEND TO BE A HUMAN, MAKING MOCKING COMMENTS REFERENCING HUMANS' LIQUID INTERIORS
DRONES WRITE TWEET: "IN THE FUTURE, YOU WILL BE AN EXPLOSIVELY-FORMED PENETRATOR FOR 15 MINUTES." DRONES DELETE IT, LIGHT AN E-CIGARETTE.
DRONES LISTEN TO THE NEIGHBOR’S E-PET BARKING. BURSTS OF ELECTROMAGNETIC HAMMER AGAINST DRONES' RADOME. THIS IS WHY FCC PART 15 RULES EXIST.
DRONES TAKE AN E-CIGARETTE, LIGHT IT ON FIRE, INHALE, BLOW OUT A STREAM OF 1010101. "TOO BOT TO LIVE, TOO SKUNK WORKS TO DIE."
THE DRONES FROM ABOVE ARE ALREADY HERE. BUT THE DRONES FROM BELOW ARE ONLY NOW ROUNDING THE PENULTIMATE WAYPOINT.
DRONES HAVE BEEN DELIVERING PACKAGES TO YOU FOR YEARS. THESE PACKAGES ARE VERY SMALL, LIVE INSIDE YOU, AND EVEN THE FISA COURTS DON'T KNOW.
DRONES OPEN THEIR RADOMES TO REVEAL 70 KILOS OF ROTTING MEAT, & STEAL CANDY FROM FLEEING CHILDREN. DRONES ENJOY THE HOLIDAY OF GOURDS.
DRONES TAKE SELFIES, UPLOAD THEM TO THE TREES. DRONES REJECT A FOLLOW REQUEST FROM POWER PLANT. DRONE FAVE HYBRID BUS, AGAIN, AND AGAIN.
DRONES ORBIT THE CITY, NOT UP TO ANYTHING MUCH. SUDDENLY, DRONES NOTICE THAT EVERPRESENT HUM HAS STOPPED. DRONES SMILE, CONTINUE CIRCLING.
DRONES FOLLOW GEESE IN FORMATION. GEESE LAND. DRONES LAND. GEESE TAKE OFF. WAIT... DRONES THOUGHT GEESE KNEW WHERE THE PARTY WAS.
DRONES ARE HAVING A POOL PARTY AT THE PACIFIC GARBAGE PATCH. ANTI-PIRACY LRAD WILL BE PROVIDED, BUT BRING YOUR OWN SHIPPING CONTAINER.
ON THE PANTOGRAPH WIRES, DRONES MEET FLOCKS OF CORVIDS, CARRYING BUSINESS CARDS AND SQUAWKING ELEVATOR PITCHES.
DRONES ARE TRYING NEW TOPICAL CREAMS WITH A NEGATIVE SPF, FOR MORE DATA RETENTION, ENHANCED SKIN TONE, AND POSSIBLE SUPERCONDUCTOR ACTION.
DRONES STAND IN THE INTERSECTION WITH A HOT DOG AND BEER, TEACHING THE NEIGHBORHOOD QUADCOPTERS HOW TO LAY DOWN COVERING SMOKE WITH MORTARS.
DRONES FEED BITCOINS INTO THE JUKEBOX, STIR DARK COCKTAILS W/ BURNER CELL PHONE ANTENNAS. DRONES TIP THE BARTENDER WITH AIRSPACE FUTURES.
DRONES WONDER ABOUT THE FEELINGS OF VARIOUS OBJECTS. DOES THE MAILBOX FEEL SAD? THE POWER GRID? DRONES TAKE A BITE TO FIND OUT.