negroni influencer co-host of @CarbfacePod with @LaurieWoolever

New Jersey, USA
Joined May 2012
Didn’t take a shit the entire time she was Press Secretary
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All cake is snacking cake.
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Why didn’t I buy this today? There will never be an answer.
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Drive In, Get a Coke retweeted
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY — HELLRAISER EDITION Featuring: @officialdougbradley, @bleach.babychino, @dan.rkn, @nancynutter_, @natashavlio, @street.walker @rolereverso Remix: @stevemolitz @hellraisergame / @realclivebarker / @saber.games Stream + watch: linktr.ee/peaches
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Weird that most people don’t know that “bechamel” means “that milk, she’s thick” in French.
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I may have perfected frying pumpkin donuts in my cast iron skillet
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Still thinking about this Taylor ham, egg, and cheese from this morning.
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new strategy: eating a rotisserie chicken at the job interview
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Starting a petition to ban Cheeseburger Soup because its name makes me feel ill.
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My dog loves dirt more than anything in this world except eating trash.
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Happy Mellowcreme season to all who celebrate
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Stopped to see an old friend who’s been going through some hard times to lend support.
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Everything reminds me of her (a soft boiled egg coated in chorizo and panko)
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Speculoos caramel cinnamon roll from Louise Boulangerie in Montreal
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Normalize ordering crispy potatoes and mayo for breakfast.
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Drive In, Get a Coke retweeted
everything reminds me of her
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Normalize ordering a bowl of good fries with mayo for dinner.
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People who watch podcasts on YouTube instead of just listening to them are absolute sociopaths
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