Ok hear me out it’s a $ROCK on the Solana blockchain. It prints $ETH rewards and it’s the largest ETH pair on Stonk.

Why do I think $ROCK is undervalued at $1.5M? Start with the simplest part: it pays me to hold it. Right now I’m earning roughly $500/day in $ETH from my position. If volume keeps growing from here, the yield starts getting pretty stupid relative to a $2M valuation. Then look at where it sits on @LaunchOnSF. $ROCK is already the largest $ETH pair, yet trades at roughly 1/10th the valuation of other coins producing far less yield. So you have actual cash flow, the dominant ETH pair, and then the part you can’t really model: the meme. Ether Rocks already have some of the best lore in crypto. People have paid millions for pictures of rocks. A rock being sent to millions of people is exactly the kind of absurd story that gets picked up outside CT. At $2M, I don’t think the market is pricing much of that in yet. If you’re rocklined, it may be time to fix that.