I dance too much when I drink..

Phoenix, AZ
Joined August 2009
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Huge day for the worst person in your fantasy football league.
ESPN sources: Packers RB Josh Jacobs is being removed from the NFL’s Commissioner Exempt list on Monday. The investigation will remain open for the NFL so it reserves the right to add further discipline if and when warranted. Jacobs is expected to be eligible to play in Week 7.
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Life since the Dodgers got swept
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They are stunned in Dodger Stadium
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Pat Murphy, who led Arizona State from 1995 to 2009, is now the first manager in history to lead a team to the College World Series and Major League World Series. MLBU 🔱
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The NFC East had: 2 teams play one another A team that lead while kicking off with 8 seconds left A team that played an 0-4 team And won 0 games this week!
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sometimes a tweet is so good it just stops you in your tracks
POV: You're 2 drinks in and get the forbidden yawn instead of a buzz
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All of this sucks. None of it is fun. But the Cowboys have brought it all entirely on themselves. Their performance Thursday night and for most of this season has indeed been embarrassing.
An employee inside AT&T Stadium said “embarrassing,” after that Cowboys loss. Dak looking back to see who it was. #dallascowboys #cowboysnation
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How dare Dak Prescott hit Jake Ferguson in the face
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After being victim of the OG 10 years ago, this made my entire week
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Shoutout to Dak Prescott
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Piss missile of the week: Dakkkkkkk
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have a day, @_CeeDeeThree ⭐️
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CeeDee Lamb has jumped to the top
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Good morning
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88 is that guy @_CeeDeeThree | @dallascowboys
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GEORGE PICKENS
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tell you h’what
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And his 17th is the go-ahead TD. Elite player. Elite performance.
CeeDee Lamb just caught his 16th pass of the day. Outrageous in this one.
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CEEDEE LAMB HAVE A DAY 🔥 💿 17 REC 💿 189 YDS 💿 1 TD (Game-winner) 💿 41 Fantasy PTS Went OFF in clutch win vs. Texans ‼️
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The best part of being married is getting to say "let me check with my wife" about something you personally have absolutely no intention of doing.
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