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This guy at the bank asked the teller how her Christmas was and quite frankly I’m a little disappointed in myself for thinking that pleasantry had an expiration date
Allergist visit for Teddy*
Nurse: Any second-hand smoke?
Me: Nope just first-hand...
@akschmidt21: Yeah we’ve been trying to get him to quit...
Nurse: Ummm...ok...any pets?
My favorite misconception that patients have is that they think doctors know what every pill looks like...
Me: What do you take for blood pressure?
“It’s a small round pill”
“Oh it’s that little white pill”
“I can’t remember the name, it’s that egg shell octagonal pill”
Aging doesn’t happen all at once but when I say things like “I must’ve overdone it in the yard yesterday” I know it’s happening
Me: Any allergies?
Pt: Latex
Me: What reaction do you have?
Pt: Welps
Welp, that’s going in the medical record
Our baby only hears white noise “rain”, “wind” and “dryer” from the sound machine. His perception of the world so far bounces between rain forest and laundromat.
I mean yes I would like to be Brooks Koepka..good looks, warrior physique, lethal golf game...but at this point I would take Aphibarnrat
The amount of Halloween decorations you have in your front yard is indirectly proportional to how much we have in common
*Little kid approaches me at pool*
Little kid: “Too bad you don’t have this...”
*Little kid holds out sucker*
Me: “What flavor is that?”
Little kid: “Pink”
Me: “Pink isn’t a flavor”
*Little kid runs away*
Feels good to be on top of your game
I’m reading The 7 Habits of Highley Effective People while crushing cold pizza. I hope this is 1 of the 7.
Boss: What are we going to do with all this soda that expired in 2010?
Marketing Genius: We could rename it LaCroix...
@akschmidt21 : I’ll take a case