I know Best and Last is supposed to be the last Jackass movie, but they really ought to make a sequel to Bad Grandpa when Johnny Knoxville’s actually that age
Anyone complaining about rent control surrenders the right to complain about COL increases ever again
I haven’t seen this many red voters be mad that the blue voters aren’t dead since Election Day 2024
Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?
42%Red
58%Blue
98,539 votes • Final resultsSecond in command of “America’s Hitler” (his words), everyone
Today we remember the millions of lives lost during the Holocaust, the millions of stories of individual bravery and heroism, and one of the enduring lessons of one of the darkest chapters in human history: that while humans create beautiful things and are full of compassion, we're also capable of unspeakable brutality. And we promise never again to go down the darkest path.
“Why would a MAGA kill another MAGA?” they ask while they’re currently using it to get everything they were asking for
You know, I’d really like to live in a country that doesn’t make policy decisions based on trying to trigger the end of the world
Gotta hand it to the modern right, as much as they decry Pride month they spent the very beginning of it demonstrating why it’s still necessary
You all know yesterday wouldn’t have gone down the way it did if the orange one himself wasn’t on the list, right?
Striking a nerve by forcing you to see yourself as sane people do… this is the exact opposite of falling flat
Hitler literally was Time’s man of the year in 1938. The moniker isn’t intended to always be complimentary










