USA: You can’t ride a bike without a helmet. The risks are too high.
Dutch: Hold my beer while I pedal both of my kids home (all helmet-less and wearing flip flops)
2014 ish: Don’t have your smartphone out in public. It’s obvious you’re a tourist and a target.
2022: Ha! You look out of place if you’re not using your phone.
2004: Wear comfortable shoes, but not sneakers. You will stand out like a sore thumb.
2022: Seriously, 75% of everyone here is now wearing sneakers.
2004: Get a bunch of cash from ATM. Credit card fees will cost a fortune.
2022: No fees! Everyone pays for everything with tap transactions.
Random travel thoughts from The Netherlands. I first visited Europe in 2004 with @PDXBeerMaven. Three things that I find fascinating that have changed since then.
#XmasEve tradition - @PDXBeerMaven & I watch @DieHard. First time I saw in the credits that Bruce Willis had a hair stylist. Likely the easiest job on the set. 😂 One bald guy to another.
What I heard @PDXBeerMaven say… I need to go to the store and buy Rolos.
What she actually said… I need to go to the store to buy rolled oats.
Now I’m craving Rolos!
Cleaning up dinner tonight I dropped a Cutco knife. I was wearing flip flops. Very happy I still have all my toes. With the #Delta surge there’s no way I’d be seen in the ER. @PDXBeerMaven would need to fix me with duct tape.
#GetVaccinated
I still can’t believe we managed to be the first two customers through the door at the Santa Rosa location! 🐔 – at Santa Rosa, CA
So excited to have @HenHouseBrewing #BigChicken at the source! So delicious - juicy - and you wouldn’t know it was 10.2 unless someone told you. W @drew503
Random talent gained during #COVID19 - Learning to stifle most sneezes. Seriously, who wants to sneeze in a mask. 😷 – at Portland, OR
Watching the #InaugurationEvening special. @ddlovato singing #LovelyDay was fantastic. Remember we lost @billwithers to #COVID19. #StupidCoronaVirus
Starting to think that the inventor of the beer flat traveled to the future and designed it to perfectly hold an @ExNovoBrew pizza and two 4 packs of #Eliot. #PerfectFit @PDXBeerMaven
First time I noticed this. In #DieHard credits Alan Rickman is listed 9th in the credits. Unbelievable slight. #diehardisachristmasmovie @PDXBeerMaven – at Portland, OR
Just curious, is anyone out there using household grade toilet seat covers? #AssCoasters
This dog does not understand #DaylightSaving. Where’s my dinner!!! @PDXBeerMaven
That was the Frau Pretzel share. Oh how I miss those pretzels!
Best @PDXbottleshare I’ve ever hosted was the holiday themed event on 12/6/14 at @ImperialBttlShp. These are different times. Consider yourself lucky if you were there to share the over 300 different rare beers. 🍻









