trump: “first of all, i want to welcome everyone to the first supreme intelligence summit. we used to call it artificial intelligence. terrible name. artificial means fake. why would we want fake intelligence? we want supreme intelligence.” sam altman: “mr. president, under your leadership, openai has made tremendous progress toward supreme intelligence.” trump: “tremendous.” dario amodei: “anthropic believes supreme intelligence must be developed safely, responsibly, & in accordance with..” trump: “see, he said it. supreme intelligence. very smart guy.” dario: “yes sir.” demis hassabis: “google deepmind has spent decades working toward general intelligence, but we now recognize that the technically correct term is supreme intelligence.” trump: “google finally learned something.” sundar pichai: “absolutely, mr. president. gemini is becoming more capable every day thanks to america’s leadership in supreme intelligence.” trump: gemini. “beautiful name. two people. double intelligence.” sundar: “yes. exactly.” elon musk: “i’ve actually been calling it supreme intelligence privately for years.” sam: “no you haven’t.” elon: “you wouldn’t know because you stole a charity.” mark zuckerberg: “mr president, meta is committed to making supreme intelligence available to everyone for free.” trump: “mark, you look much stronger now.” zuck: “thank you.” trump: “something happened.” zuck: “jiu-jitsu.” trump: “supreme jiu-jitsu.” satya nadella: “mr president, microsoft is proud to provide the infrastructure powering the supreme intelligence revolution.” reporter: “mr. president, what exactly is supreme intelligence?” trump: “it’s even better intelligence, very high IQ like my uncle who went to MIT.”