Will Postdocton

Is... Is the white house declaring war on... Chicago?

Peaceful doves

The president of the United States, ladies and gentlemen. We're so cooked. Can't afford a house or groceries? Look at an ai vid of critics of the big beautiful president sumo wrestling to distract. Not to mention the irony of trump mocking someone else's weight and appearance

@Nan_dre_ big if true

Bengals need to get rid of Zac Taylor

grover cleveland's legacy has been ruined

My dad doesn't know how to operate YouTube enough to navigate to the homepage or search bar, but managed to delete my entire YouTube history spanning years. Make it make sense

Perfect tweet combo on my feed

Let's see Christopher Nolan's Barbie cut and Greta Gerwig's Oppenheimer cut

@TheWillNeff merch finally made it, worth the wait

Losing sleep over this: is laundry day sunday coded, or is sunday laundry day coded?

yeah, I'm a lover. a lover of drinking an ice cold powerade

Nobody "wants" your kid to be trans. But if you'd rather die than support your kid if they come out as trans, then die.

the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a balloon is a good guy with a balloon

Hear those Bengals growling

Rest easy, mom. You were so loved ❤️ instagram.com/p/CnQzVJQseCp/…

Merry Christmas and Happy Honda Days to those who celebrate instagram.com/p/CmnrmyTMmms/…

Where am I gonna go to read tweets about Twitter breaking when Twitter finally breaks? 😔

Found a lost wallet last night outside my apt, managed to track down its owner and return it today. Ws in the chat

31 Days of Flannel is going STRONG! Have a glimpse into trivia night on day 25. (Not pictured, the bathroom wall saying "abortion access or fuck off", which we stan) @ The Union instagram.com/p/CkKCumnMhfS/…