I had a great and wet sandwich at Jersey Mike's one time, been trying to go back ever since.

Farthinghoe, England
Joined March 2014
Source?
Replying to @razorgrrrl
To elaborate: maternal instinct is a cop out and something men invented to get out of their fair share of paternal care duties. we should all care for one another as human beings, not just relegate women to caring for everyone
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The robot will clumsily accidentally start a fire while cooking bland slop meals. Sounds awesome.
I don't think people realize how revolutionary home robotics will be for modern life. My wife and I talk about this constantly. We want to go on a walk with our daughter after work but one of us needs to cook dinner so we rotate. We put the baby down for the evening but have a house to clean so one of us showers while the other cleans the house and the kitchen. Someday this work will be done by a robot - the hours that we have lost over the years will come back to us because of companies like @weaverobotics
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ATTENTION RUGS GALORE HAS BEEN LIQUIDATED
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Photo by Julius neilsson
A 392-year-old Greenland Shark that was located in the Arctic Ocean. He’s been wandering the ocean since 1627.
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This dude paid $6k for nothing
Replying to @dvassallo
Last service for my car was $6K to have all fluids replaced, a timing belt, and an AC part. Almost all labor fees. I find that way more expensive than the hospital fees involved in delivering a human being into the world and caring for the mother for a couple of days.
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This dude is writing fan fiction about a dude writing fan fiction.
This guy is writing fan fiction about a pretty woman to disguise his hatred of her as a political opinion when the truth is that his opinion of her stems from a deep understanding that he is repulsive not just to her, but to most women. If he cared about politics he would do something to further his own cause, like volunteering or canvassing or promoting a certain candidate. But this isn’t about an election, he does not disagree with this woman’s politics enough to write an essay about her specifically. He just resents her beauty and her agency. He sees a woman like this and knows she has the ability to identify him as a pathetic black hole loser within three seconds of conversation. He is not fit to raise children with. She is a mirror that reflects his soul. He fears her on an instinctual level.
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Free him NOW
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Riot game programmers will do anything but write code
Hi! I’m a Staff Engineer at Riot Games. This is hilariously incorrect.
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Yeah stop washing your hands with olive oil
how can i prevent my macbook keyboard from becoming like this?
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THEY MICROWAVED HIM GUYS, THEY FUCKING MICROWAVED HIM RIGHT IN HIS LIVING ROOM
Bob Lax doesn’t have a clue what’s coming
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Free bob lax they literally microwaved him
Bob lax was right again award
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Yeah, if you don't like submitting PRs
Investing in a MacBook is one of the best decisions a developer can make
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All this shit just to never submit a PR is wild
I’m really enjoying my setup at work with @FrameworkPuter desktop and of course @OmarchyLinux
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RIP Bob Lax
THEY FUCKIN MICROWAVED HIM MAN THEY FUCKIN MICROWAVED HIM IN HIS OWN HOME MAN WHAT THE FUCK HAS IT ALL COME TO
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All this to never submit a PR
Managed to get omarchy running on my m2 macbook air! (well almost there, there is a long tail of x86_64 only apps to replace) @dhh
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Hey free bob lax wtf y'all doing
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Dudes reply “banger” to your tweet then steal it
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Hey guys, coke expert here, coke only does this under extreme stress. Hope this helps
This 97 year old diner still serves coke the old fashioned way
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Hi, astrophysicist here. Earth only does this when under extreme stress, hope this helps.
🚨BREAKING: Earth may be trapped inside a giant void in space, scientists say
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