@DrExoskeleton

Overlord. Flogger of Minions. "World's Best Boss"*.

drexoskeleton.com
Joined March 2011
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You submitted 389,814 answers, and nearly all of them were wrong. I have never been so well fed.
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One final Soul Exchange Station is scheduled for 5:30pm
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They did zalright, Zokay? 3rd place! (again)
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2nd place Anarchy goes to Intel!
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1st place Anarchy goes to Shadowfam and TW5!
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Game Over has been pushed to tomorrow at 4pm. You were not going to finish. I was not going to stop watching you fail. Consider this a mutually beneficial arrangement. If you still see the scary countdown, refresh your inferior browser.
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They did zalright, Zokay? 3rd place!
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2nd place goes to Plague Planners!
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1st place goes to HOT DRINKS. Not sure which prize will inspire more jealousy, the trophy or…
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Systems are back online and stable. Ranked hint timers suddenly stopped for all teams equally. We took the server down to address it, all ranked hints are now where they should be, lost time accounted for.
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We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.
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6 teams have completed Zone 2. Will we have more qualifiers for ranked?
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Why are you all so far behind on Zone 2? There is a qualification deadline on the horizon.
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Minion #0002 just filed it's report of your progress. It described a masterclass in optimization, two lines meshing like perfectly oiled cogs. Absolutely beautiful, that was until you allowed "Anakin Skywalker Fries" to die.
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RIP Sir Mash-a-Lot
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I’m so cold. I hope you all remembered your oven mitts.
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A wave of minions are being deployed.
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Give my minions the tiniest wave when you see them today. And remind them why I’m the head chef. Now let me cook.
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I hope you all remembered your oven mitts.
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OPERATIONAL COMMUNIQUÉ Dormancy protocols have been lifted. The minions and their uniforms have been collected from dry cleaning. Every last one is awake, caffeinated against their will, and hard at work on the next device engineered to break you at PAX. The compound hums once more. NEW INTERNAL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PROTOCOLS Effective immediately, Exo Corp will not knowingly use AI-generated art. Not for game assets, not for prizes, not for anything. A machine's imitations fall well beneath the standard I now intend to enforce. Henceforth, every image you suffer is drawn by human hands*, as I demand, and as it will remain. Further communications to follow. -Dr. Exoskeleton Chief Executive Officer & Overlord "World's Best Boss" P.S. Riley has been fired. *Hands may be attached to soulless husks that were once human

ALT OPERATIONAL COMMUNIQUÉ Dormancy protocols have been lifted. The minions and their uniforms have been collected from dry cleaning. Every last one is awake, caffeinated against their will, and hard at work on the next device engineered to break you at PAX. The compound hums once more. NEW INTERNAL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PROTOCOLS Effective immediately, Exo Corp will not knowingly use AI-generated art. Not for game assets, not for prizes, not for anything. A machine's imitations fall well beneath the standard I now intend to enforce. Henceforth, every image you suffer is drawn by human hands*, as I demand, and as it will remain. Further communications to follow. -Dr. Exoskeleton Chief Executive Officer & Overlord "World's Best Boss" P.S. Riley has been fired. *Hands may be attached to soulless husks that were once human

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