Mallymkun Loir.

[Did he make a Father’s Day cake for @DozingDormouse this year? Absolutely. Mally is, indeed, that bitch.]

always! let’s see here, what sort of tea would you like, mally?

well, you’re awake now. it just won’t do. besides, teapots are better used for tea.

why, of course! dreams are thoughts occurring involuntarily in your subconscious. you are simply not thinking hard enough!

you are asleep. don’t fret.

putting mallymkun inside a teapot. shh.

You’re terrible.

“…Is Mally the blonde who looks like he’s on really good drugs all the time?” Or maybe that’s Thackery. Huh, she’s not sure actually. “I suppose we *coulddd* try to invite Emma but I think the last party you had with her didn’t really go as planned soo maybe best not.”

It's the safest place to keep you!

(@DozingDormouse)