
Helping brilliant chefs open great restaurants. Merlin at Osip in Somerset, and Stevie at Town and Luke at Motorino in London. Instagram @DowneyJD
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I really enjoyed doing this interview with Tristan. I got to talk about myself for 90 minutes. 🤓
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1. Kids set up a new company that becomes the marketing agency for the family business.
2. The marketing agency collects a fee that dramatically reduces the profit in the parents company.
3. The marketing agency acquires a minority stake with savage voting rights.
4. Independent valuation shows that this structure makes the business almost worthless.
5. The marketing company acquires the remaining shares.
Success in the UK is now 50% being excellent at what you do and 50% avoiding the governments latest scheme to derail the success and independence of your family.
🚨 NEW: John Healey is considering introducing income tax on parents who pass their business down to their children in the Budget
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8 months later and this is still the case. So many bad meals and experiences in restaurants where that is what they do.
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Influencer raved about disappointments are no surprise - who cares what '[insert name] foodie/eats/london/life' thinks - but seeing London and national restaurant critics praising the most mid places is a new trend I don't understand. Whappening? 🤷♂️
Taking on all the big challenges. What a legend. 🙄
You know that feeling when you book a flight for 50 quid and somehow it ends up costing 100?
Getting seats together, correcting a typo, another charge here and there, it all adds up.
When the cost of living is already squeezing people, those endless extras can feel relentless.
So we're changing the rules for you.
Parents won't need to pay a penny extra just to sit next to their own children.
You'll be able to fix any name errors on your booking free of charge.
And because the last thing you want once you're on the plane is more stress, we're working with the industry to make sure that disruptive passengers who have been banned from one airline can be banned from flying with other airlines too.
I know holidays are expensive and these are small things, but hopefully they'll make your trip just that little bit cheaper and easier.
That's exactly the kind of thing I want this government to keep on fixing.
AI Andy - Claude suggest ways I can carpet bomb social media with token, meaningless changes to things that don't matter but that make me look like I'm doing stuff, and then draft the posts to announce these in a folksy, friendly voice to reinforce the northern-normal thing. 🤓
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.
The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.
But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.
That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.
It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
And here's another one. Saving the day one tiny gripe at a time. theguardian.com/politics/202…
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Anthropic is offering a 145k salary for a personal assistant in London.
Responsibilities include:
"Scheduling and managing calendars for leader(s) and their organization"
"Building and maintaining organizational systems for tracking and managing inbound requests"
"Managing the leader's inbox and communications with precise attention to detail"
"Handling travel logistics"
Somebody should really build some sort of tech tool that can handle this stuff autonomously.
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As often happens in this administration, a carefully-crafted justification is undone when Trump simply blurts out the truth on live TV.
Rubio’s written and video statements said ICC sanctions were to protect Americans — no mention of Israel.
Trump: “He’s trying to defend Bibi.”
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The International Criminal Court has NEVER indicted or prosecuted an American citizen in its 24 years of existence.
Never. Not one single time. Marco Rubio is looking straight into the camera and telling you a bold faced lie.
This has NOTHING to do with “protecting American sovereignty” and everything to do with protecting Israel.
The Trump Administration is willing to expend every ounce of soft power and shred every other diplomatic relationship we’ve ever built in order to do the bidding of the rogue, genocidal state of Israel and the Zionist lobby.
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if you think the International Criminal Court is a threat to you... you might just be a war criminal
He is a terrible speaker on the international stage. The UK needs much better energy than this.
In challenging times "we need the highest quality collaboration with our closest partners", PM Andy Burnham says in Berlin as he meets German Chancellor Friedrich Merz for talks
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Khaldoon Al Mubarak’s rare mis-step in fighting the PL
“It’s embarrassing the royal family now…There are very clever people involved in Abu Dhabi who I’m led to believe will very strongly counsel this needs to be a quiet retreat”
Chris Davidson
theguardian.com/football/202…
Crash incoming 🫣
BREAKING: The "AI Big 10" now accounts for a record 42% of US stock market cap.
This includes Magnificent 7 stocks as well as Broadcom, $AVGO, AMD, $AMD, and Micron, $MU.
This figure has more than doubled since the 2022 bear market low.
By comparison, during the 2000 Dot-Com Bubble, the Technology, Media & Telecom (TMT) sector peaked at 41%, while the Nifty Fifty peaked at 40% in the 1970s.
Furthermore, Japan’s equity market bubble in the 1980s peaked at 44%.
In the past, only railroad stocks have significantly exceeded this concentration, accounting for 63% of US market cap at their highest point in the 1900s.
The dominance of Big Tech is extraordinary.
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Why does it matter that politicians have held a real job?
In the private sector if you blow your budgets out they fire you. In a business you go broke. In government they apologise for the undue pressure, give you a bigger budget and then you get a promotion.
In the private sector if you over promise and under deliver, you’re seen as untrustworthy and you get excluded from future projects. In government they are shocked if you actually do what you said you would.
In business we rely on voluntary trade based on real value being exchanged. In government the currency is political favours, threats, quiet promises and access.
Our PM hasn’t had a job since 1994. Hardly any of the Cabinet have worked in a business that trades. These people don’t understand the basics of creating more value than you spend, sticking to a budget or keeping their word. In fact all of that is scoffed at in the political circles they’ve spent decades in.
Andy isn’t a man of the people who enjoys a pint like the real people. He’s a man of politics who hasn’t operated in the real world since Forest Gump was in the cinemas.
Our PM hasn’t even had to get elected - he couldn’t be more out of touch with reality.
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Every time I think I've got a handle on how bad we are at building infrastructure, @Ben_A_Hopkinson finds new ways to shock me. Have pulled out some of the most jaw-dropping stats/charts in the thread below (1/?) xitter.cf/Ben_A_Hopkinson/status…
Britain has an infrastructure costs problem. But what's causing this and how can we fix it?
HS2 will cost up to £102.7bn for 140 miles. Spain built the second longest high speed network in the world, 2,500 miles, for less.
It isn't just HS2 though.
Underground extensions cost twice the per-mile average of France or Italy, and six times Spain's.
Heathrow's third runway, excluding new terminals, is expected to cost 10 to 70 times more than other runways.
British trams cost more than double the European average.
Why are these projects so expensive? There are eight key reasons:
1. Planning: it took 14 years, £300m, and 360,000 pages for the Lower Thames Crossing to go from being designated a national priority to receiving permission.
2. Environmental and Habitats Regulations: these gave us the £216m bat tunnel and the fish disco, as well as an 18,000 page environmental statement to re-open just 3.3 miles of railway on an existing alignment.
3. Judicial review: of 36 legal challenges to approved major projects, only four forced a re-decision. All four were approved again, but fighting a legal challenge can add £120m+ to a project's cost and mountains of paperwork.
4. Funding: the Treasury pays, but cannot directly control a project's spend, so it instead requires long business cases. Once given funding, promoters don't have the incentive to build more cheaply.
5. Procurement: currently generalist teams rely on consultants and are more focused on social value than past performance and value for money.
6. Regulation: quangos and departments create regulation that they don't bear the costs of. E.g. new tram projects must pay for 92.5% of the cost of moving utilities, which means utility companies demand a completely new set of pipes and wires.
7. Lack of state capacity: Madrid trebled its metro at a tenth of London's cost led by nine in-house engineers. The DfT has the second highest staff turnover of any department and cannot effectively oversee a project from design through construction.
8. Centralisation: Mayors cannot fund and approve their own infrastructure. If they could, they'd have strong electoral incentives to build quickly and cheaply, as seen in France and Spain.
The good news is that every one of these is a policy choice, which can be reversed. Some fixes need only a letter from the right minister and none require significantly more spending.
My new @CPSThinkTank report lays out these fixes and how to lower infrastructure costs. If we implement them, Britain could once again build the infrastructure it desperately needs. cps.org.uk/wp-content/upload…
There have been accusations that this statement from the Man City CEO is AI, because he doesn’t blink, but this version is genuine. Stick with it to the end. 🇾🇪😉
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For more than two months, I have been working on a truly horrific story about one of the gravest war crimes committed by the United States since Vietnam: The bombing of the Shajareh Tayyebeh school in Minab, Iran. It was one of the first targets struck in the opening hours of the war on February 28, 2026.
At least 156 people were killed in the U.S. cruise missile strikes—120 of them were children and 26 were teachers. We spoke to survivors, first responders, parents, doctors, teachers, psychologists, and other witnesses. Some of them had never before shared their experiences of that day.
It would be impossible to do justice to what happened in Minab that day with words alone. In more than 25 years in journalism and reporting on war, I do not believe I have reported on a more heinous single crime.
Massacre at Minab: The School That Became a Grave
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