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I never forget this tweet ...
“Every woman I know has been storing anger for years in her body and it’s starting to feel like bees are going to pour out of all of our mouths at the same time.”
~Erin Keane~
salon.com/2018/10/01/welcome…
Cassandra Curates Calamity retweeted
LEAKED AUDIO: Mike Rogers, falsely claiming his last election was stolen, says he wants to intimidate Detroit voters this time around.
"Let's put retired or off-duty police officers as our poll watchers in Detroit. Go ahead, try to intimidate them. Please."
Cassandra Curates Calamity retweeted
You know you live in a rape culture when men demand women’s bodies be exposed in the movies, shows, video games, and advertisements that are made for them, but demand ordinary women be covered up when they’re just going about their normal lives in which those men are irrelevant
Cassandra Curates Calamity retweeted
Russia is currently providing real-time satellite data on the location of U.S. troops and bases in the Middle East to Iran, and the FBI Director is tweeting this and thinks it’s hilarious.
Cassandra Curates Calamity retweeted
If Katie Zacharia is fired tomorrow morning she will have lasted 1.1 days. Exactly 1/10 of a Scaramucci. We will be one unit closer to a full system of measurements.
Cassandra Curates Calamity retweeted
Imagine being a man in 2026, and your big, once-in-a-generation fight is that women won’t date you, immigrants are more skilled than you, and Netflix race-swapped your favourite cartoon character. Meanwhile, a fucking world war is looming at the gates of civilisation, and you’re so scared that you start parroting the enemy’s propaganda about how “the West has fallen.”
Pathetic.
Cassandra Curates Calamity retweeted
Ever see a woman and she had like...boobs? Right? Right? And I'm just trying to pump gas but she's over there boobing.
Cassandra Curates Calamity retweeted
SCOOP: @nytimes reviewed time-stamped security camera images showing @jamestalarico was, in fact, at his home in Austin on Oct. 1-8.
Gift link ➡️ #TXSEN
nytimes.com/2026/10/12/us/po…
Cassandra Curates Calamity retweeted
Instead of talking to girls, these boys spend their days in abject terror of their nonexistent wives or girlfriends cheating on them one day.
Cassandra Curates Calamity retweeted
“Schitt’s Creek” star Dan Levy is calling out Shane Gillis' #SNL monologue.
"I’m speechless that something like that can exist on live national television. And to be perfectly honest, more men need to be standing up in opposition to it because it’s complacency that has created the environment in which women are sexually assaulted and it’s a ‘conversation’ as opposed to a ‘crime.'" variety.com/2026/tv/news/dan…
Cassandra Curates Calamity retweeted
Update: Rep. Brett Easterbrook voted for a bill to allow the death penalty for child predators during the last legislative session.
Republican Rep. Brett Easterbrook has been arrested for paying $500 for sex with a person he believed was a minor.
Cassandra Curates Calamity retweeted
Every woman should sue every man who has ever sent an unsolicited dick pic and use this as precedent
JURY DECIDES: GUILTY.
Political blogger D.J. Byrnes, "The Rooster" has been found guilty of telecommunications harassment, sending an image of naked Shrek to Ohio GOP Sen. Jerry Cirino.
@WEWS @WCPO @OhioCapJournal
ARTICLE INCOMING
Cassandra Curates Calamity retweeted
sending the fbi to infiltrate neighborhood groups while partying from a military base
New: Katie and Stephen Miller’s home on a military base has become the most talked about party address in MAGA DC.
She hires hibachi chefs, petting zoos, and a mechanical bull. It can feel like the entire cabinet is there. “Sometimes we joke: ‘Do we need a designated survivor for this one?’”
vanityfair.com/story/stephen…
Cassandra Curates Calamity retweeted
for all those men who say
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you, Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. Why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
