@DoseofDes

Clayco raised, but a global citizen.

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Joined March 2010
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DesLux retweeted
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Twitter really is a place where people read words that aren't there and then get unreasonably angry about it.
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when i was getting off the train i accidentally bumped into a guy who was on his phone and he dropped his phone in between the cracks between the train and the platform! he was so mad obviously. i didn’t know what to do so i said sorry and ran away.
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“Paid for” is the operating phrase. Couldnt give a fuck less who I don’t talk to anymore lol
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it ain’t weird we always see the Jennifer Hudson tunnel clips but never no clips of her actually interviewing people? lol.
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that first time you drop your iphone on its screen be free. everything after that is a guaranteed crack.
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Kayla🥀@doseofkay
Sep 28
"you my bm I won" definitely impacted the low birth rates idc😂😂😂😂 bc that was diabolical
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DesLux retweeted
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@bluehunnitbby
Sep 29
young ho’s lowkey fckin up the game.. you know how much a nigga will spend if u don’t fck!
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Cuz they won’t leave Miami alone
Symoné B. Beez
@SymoneBeez
Sep 29
What's up with all these people planning group birthday trips and then getting beat up by their "friends"
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Boog@Kenny_Burr
Sep 29
I seen my mom husband in Wawa the other day as I was bout to walk in, and I’m like yo who this bitch behind him. lol I go in to see Wasup and it was just my mom with a hat on 😂😂😂
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No shade, no tea but yes I do feel a lil superior when the night is old & women have went barefoot or flats and I’m still sporting a nasty hell 😬😂
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✨@BxddieDD
Sep 27
one of the most forced, most fake hatred for a profession ive ever seen is nursing on twitter
Blah@Qing___K
Sep 26
Nursing has become one of those if all else fails or idk what else ima do so ima be a nurse kinda jobs #noshade
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I’m only 4’11 but men be short af when I put a real heel on …omg
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How the hell did we let a large pepperoni pizza get to $25?!
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I’m not dating someone with a food allergen to something that I like to eat. Imagine I can’t eat shell fish because exposure will kill you. Baby, go find your match
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My dog name’s is so black & country 😂😂 it’s always a ki when yt folks ask me her name.
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and 8 whole years later… 𝗪𝗘’𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗗 𝗬’𝗔𝗟𝗟 💍 yesterday was 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘺 the most love filled day of my life surrounded by the best people in the world #WeMetOnTwitter ♥️
Thought Daughter 📚@MellyDEES_NUTS
18 Feb 2018
Replying to @berto_la2ca
Okay I got it, #EasilyEaly lol.
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paying for parking at work enters this chat as well
Detective Bagabitchè@UglyEgo
Sep 25
You are never going to convince me that it makes sense to pay for parking at a hotel when I already paid for a room.
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Crab legs, tequila & shisha
Ms. Aria 🪞@venusofurbano
Sep 25
Once y’all die and become ancestors, what do you want your descendants to put on the altar for you?
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One thing I noticed as an adult, you can survive being around other sick adults, but the moment you get near a sick kid???? Hang it up LMAAOOOO
Lili ♡@goodmorninglili
Sep 24
yesterday a child coughed in my face, today my throat itches am i cooked be honest
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Do y’all remember when ordering pizza was literally just calling the restaurant and paying cash when it arrived? Somehow we went from “here’s $20, keep the change” to creating an account, entering our card details, paying three different fees and watching a tiny car move around a map for 40 minutes. We really overcomplicated pizza.
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