There’s a sword of Damocles hanging over me fr

Who up flossing their nerves?

I set the mouse traps and suddenly they aren’t running around my apartment anymore. This is acceptable, I don’t actually want you dead.

Think I’m just gonna bankrupt myself and go to Italy in November

Someone gave my email to Church of Scientology?

I don’t think there’s been any notable gender dynamics in any workplace I’ve been in. People are basically just people.

I’ve never gotten anything but positive feedback at work, but I’m a terrible employee. 🤷‍♂️

No hate, but is ending sentences with.. an Indian thing?

Guess I’m just not sleeping tonight

Friend enjoyed my movie recc

I’m going to kill this mouse

I think when British people say “having a laugh” it should actually be spelled “laff”

Fan edit of The Departed where every single scene contains a digitally inserted rat

Movie arrived

How it feels to have a mouse

Dr. Funke actually wrote extensively about this

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Saw a mouse in my apt 🫩

Sorry, Mad Men is really good.