Me. (@Donzeellla) header
Me. (@Donzeellla) profile picture

Me.

@Donzeellla

urm...I'm awesome.

 758-514
Joined June 2011
  • Tweets30.3K
  • Following365
  • Followers286
3.2KMedia
Photo by Me. (@Donzeellla)Photo by Me. (@Donzeellla)Photo by Me. (@Donzeellla)Photo by Me. (@Donzeellla)Photo by Me. (@Donzeellla)Photo by Me. (@Donzeellla)Photo by Me. (@Donzeellla)Photo by Me. (@Donzeellla)Photo by Me. (@Donzeellla)Photo by Me. (@Donzeellla)
A poo during work hours is one small step in the fight against babylon.
5
1
20
‼️
bria. (@Breezybrim_) profile picturebria.@Breezybrim_13h
i am experiencing a level of character development this year I really didnt ask for lol
1
10
Gotta pratax pratax myself after sitting at a desk whole day but also after laying in the bed whole night. Make it make sense.
10
I'm gonna have to make a bouyon soon 🤔
9
Sometimes the healed version of you is meaner.
22
355
48
956
21,193
😭😭😭
ju ju ☆ (@YungHotEboKnee) profile pictureju ju ☆
@YungHotEboKneeNov 8
got a lightskin friend look like Vybz Kartel got a darkskin friend look like Vybz Kartel
18
Some of y’all did not read encyclopedias for fun when you were a child, and it shows
93
2,986
170
13,763
187,857
De police will hold you and Bad boy in your fesse
10
Now imagine a word comes to you but you're not sure if its French or Kwéyòl 😂
Pearl ४✪ (@pearlofasgard) profile picturePearl ४✪@pearlofasgardNov 7
being bilingual means forgetting a word in both languages mid-conv so I just stare at you
Image from Pearl ४✪ (@pearlofasgard)
3
51
Apparently if someone asks how their phone is on 26%, mentioning that they never charge their phone is rude.
15
They love you when you nice So they can take advantage of your niceness
26
Woman at the garden.
5
Me: this jacket might be too warm for today. . . . Also me: you've been here too long, that's not a thing.
16
Pork has three religions waging war against it and it’s still the most consumed meat in the world. No one can dim your light if you are the best.
156
4,886
450
24,310
636,855
You must write. You must visit the water. You must talk to the trees, and to God. You must love. You must remember. You must learn to eat better. You must call down your dead with drum and gin. You must—live. Again and again and again.
18
1,707
31
6,878
89,896
Me. retweeted
ⓘ (@MyKindaHell) profile picture
ⓘ
@MyKindaHellNov 6
I’m always fascinated by people who think their interpretation of me is more accurate than my actual experience of myself. 😭
67
7,251
334
22,489
314,921
Ok so put it back?
Rage Against the Automaton (@DebsValidation) profile pictureRage Against the Automaton@DebsValidationNov 7
My cat is yelling at me, apparently because the sun has moved and her napping spot is gone. She wants me to put it back.
1
1
26
Only thing is if it took a cheeway the way that thing would fly 😂😂
Remz-fa-lala-lala (@RemzTheAwesome) profile pictureRemz-fa-lala-lala@RemzTheAwesomeNov 8
your phone battery going bad just meant you could buy a new battery and pop that badboy in
1
1
153
girl fuck you and fuck my family
exodia . (@rarestofall_) profile pictureexodia .@rarestofall_Nov 6
people who actually hold grudges against their family members & go years without speaking to them are not good ppl 😭 idk it’s literally your family
116
13,270
107
86,351
888,773
Me. retweeted
sk (@onlyskp1) profile picture
sk@onlyskp1Nov 6
Having to pee really puts things into perspective like ok none of this matters
122
14,027
299
164,652
1,878,071
This is why you need to embrace seasonal living - the dark evenings roll round and you've gotta be making soup, reading ghost stories, working on a nice jigsaw puzzle, and generally cosy maxxing.
Tyler Bindi (@TripleNetTyler) profile pictureTyler Bindi
@TripleNetTylerNov 3
It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm
88
2,000
79
25,455
326,253
Load more